Well, if I had money tell you what I'd do I'd go downtown and buy a Mercury or two Crazy 'bout a Mercury, Lord I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road Well, the girl I love, I stole her from a friend He got lucky stole her back again She heard he had a Mercury, Lord she's crazy 'bout a Mercury I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road Well, hey now mama you look so fine Ridin' round in your Mercury 49 Crazy 'bout a Mercury, Lord I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road Well, my baby went out she didn't stay long Bought herself a Mercury, come a cruisin' home Crazy 'bout a Mercury, yeah she's crazy 'bout a Mercury I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road Well, if I had money tell you what I'd do I'd go downtown and buy a Mercury or two Crazy 'bout a Mercury, Lord I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road