[Intro: Jack Parow]
Fok Fokkity Fok (x4)
[Verse 1: Jack Parow]
Yo, I'm like "hello, honey, I shrunk the kids
I got you tripping on my sh** like I'm esctacy
Come s** my D, Baby got an extra seat
I don't pay for a thing but [?]
[?], Control-Alt-Delete
I want the house next to [?] and [?]
f**in' piss on yo' Lamborghini
Harry Hudini, everyone want's to f**in' be me
Beam me up Scotty, [?]
[?]
Biscotti, Rizotti, Amanzim-f**in'-toti
[?]
[?], if you don't like this sh**, then s** it
If life gives you lemons, cut a whole in it and f** it
[Hook: Jack Parow] (x2)
Fok fokkity fok, fok fokkity fok
Oh no, you just f**ed with the monsters
f** your b**h 'til she's f**ing unconscience
[Verse 2: Dirt Nasty]
Okay, fok fokkity fock
I'm in the tub with the rubbery duck
With the s*ut getting s**kity s**ed
Chicken heads go cluckkity cluck
Drive a truck from L.A. to Africa
Me and Jack Parow with some crazy bachelor
Your girl hairy like a tarantula
Disappear, f**ing abra-cada-brah
We the best ever, red leather
f**kity f** you in the Porsche Carrera
It get better, p**y get wetter
Cause I f**ing sniff Viagra forever
Don't matter if you skinny or fat
I f** your mom right in front of your dad
Hey kids, don't be mad
Cause my dick longer than Jack Parow's hat
[Hook: Dirt Nasty] (x2)
Fok fokkitty fok, fok fokkitty fok
Oh no, you just f**ed with the monsters
f** your b**h 'til she's f**ing unconscious