Time and space
Your awareness of time and space
Also becomes confused
Things seem to take an unearthly long time
Although,
Much less often
Things which should have taken a long time
Seem to zip by in an instant
Zipping takes an instant
Unzipping seems to take forever
C'mon honey, c'mon
(Oh shut up)
Space alteration is totally unpredictable
Sometimes a room looks longer
Sometimes the room looks shorter
Sometimes
The ceiling seems to be three floors above you
Or only an inch from your head
(Oh geez son of a b**h)
Maybe there will be no space alteration in your room whatsoever
But get up and walk down a flight of stairs
And that flight of stairs becomes infinite
Time disorientation can sometimes cause you needless concern
Who hasn't heard his girlfriend say that she's going to the kitchen for some coke
(I'm going to the kitchen)
Ok
(For some coke)
Then not see her again for two days
(I wonder what ever happened to what's he name?)
After thinking she's accidently locked herself in the refrigerator
Or been spirited away by Chinese people
You run into the kitchen and yell "What's the matter?"
(Maria, Maria, what's the matter?)
(I'm locked in the refrigerator)
Only to realize she's been gone less than a minute