Funniness
This is one of the most pleasant
And exciting psychological changes which occurs
Okay there's this little spot in your mind
Which tells you when something's funny, you know
And gra** expands that little spot
Until that little spot takes over
And everything is funny
I mean everything
Your friend's teeth are a riot
A simple hello brings on storms of laughter
And something which is genuinely funny
Like a good joke, or a Marx Brothers movie
Can turn you into a compulsive maniac
Writhing in agony and pleading for help
I know this is true because
I just got back from a small town
In fact the town was so small
That when I plugged in my electric shaver
The trolley stopped!
My room was so small
That the mice were stoop-shoulder!
That's why I say
Let me entertain you
Cause that's all I want to do
Let's hear it for a great little comic
A funny guy, Jimmy (?)
Let's bring him out again folks
What do you say
And here he comes folks
A big hand, a big hand
Jimmy (?)