[Verse 1]
You f**ed up now, cause I'm in my zone
Punk, sit back or you'll get pwned
Got no time for the whack noob clone
I'm hittin' that fame, no more unknowns
Playmates jock while you sitting at home
All alone stroking your bone
p**no smellin' like dad's cologne
You're fake just like your girlfriend's moans
Like double D's with silicone
And this right here ain't sticks and stones
This right here is the Jace Hall Show
Where middle fingers raise up slow
And while you hate from your toilet bowl
I get to interview Coco
No go dodo, you're a clown, bozo
Got the game world locked in a firm chokehold
Laying vocals tight on the track solo
Who knew my flow could be so cold?
You're comin' up short just like Frodo
They lovin' me more than Mario
I'm Nintendo, you're Coleco
You kiss my a** nice and slow
Then kiss my HDFilms logo
Guess what noob?
You got PWNED!
[Hook]
You got PWNED!
You got PWNED!
You got PWNED!
Take yo wack a** home
You got PWNED!
You got PWNED!
You got PWNED!
Take yo wack a** home
[Verse 2]
Don't you see? I do this for fun
My first name's Number, last name's One
Your last name's f**, your first name's Dumb
Get it? Dumb f** (UHHH!)
All you get from me is crumbs
You still play Dora at 21?
Come on, son, are you that dumb?
I got my own controller, it weighs a ton
Wanna play me?
Too late, I won!
Me and games like Earth and sun
Like DMC goes with the Run
And 50 Cent goes with a gun
I'm Duke Nukem, you're Pokemon
I'm pokin' fun at you hopeless bums
While you choking on my hot dog bun
I'm Donkey Kong at ComicCon
Wrecking sh** and dropping bombs
Nachos and some Papa Johns
Served to me by your fine a** mom
In a purple thong
With her big pompoms
While she complains my dong's too long
Oh snap, that sh** was wrong
You're crying now, you wanna' go home
Shut up noob!
You got PWNED!
[Hook]
You got PWNED!
You got PWNED!
You got PWNED!
Take yo wack a** home
You got PWNED!
You got PWNED!
You got PWNED!
Now leave it alone
[Verse 3]
I'm MTV and ABC
Motherf**er, you can see my name on V
I'm a do-or-die gamer, you can't see me
Hot ride, big crib and I ain't no geek
And I'm OG with the 360
PS1, 2 and 3
Like OMG, I am HD
I'll f** you up, even on Wii
Kick your a**, with Chun-Li
Kick your a** in any game you please
Easy see me, my evil deeds
Can even break the Assa**in's Creed
You rock for free, I rock for a fee
First MC to rock E3
And yes, there are gamer-to-be's
Digital girls with big titties
And when I go to your city
You can try to get with me
You better not be so dumb, newbie
Steppin' up, thinking that you'll school me
Grabbing your balls all unruly
Truly you need to be two feet away from me
Cause see I'd be 6"3 just when I'm on my knees
Which be where you'd be all the time
Motherf**er, I don't care if this sh** don't rhyme
Eenie-meenie-miny-mo
Take your goddamned wack a** home
And don't f** with me till you're grown
Don't forget your ice cream cone
School's out, time's up and I gots to go
But I'll say it again
You got PWNED!
[Hook]
You got PWNED!
You got PWNED!
You got PWNED!
Take yo wack a** home
You got PWNED!
You got PWNED!
You got PWNED!
Take yo wack a** home