I play WOW Can't nobody f** with me now I wanna stop but I don't know how It's my crowd And I'm proud, f** you, I'm down Shut your mouth I play WOW School's out, work's over take your a** to coffee bean I gotta get to Azeroth, you f**ers ain't stopping me My sh**'s legit, look me up in the Armory We're in war, motherf**er, there's no peace or harmony No-one seems to get it, but that's all right My girl keeps b**hin', complaining and starting fights She wants to cuddle, watch movies in the candle light But wednesdays through fridays are strictly raid nights When I'm down or depressed, I go connect My real friends are online, fighting to the d**h Mom's banging on my door: "Come eat your chicken in peas" I got last night's pizza, b**h, that's all I need I call it straight dedication, you can call me crazy You talking sh**, man, why don't you come and play me I'm going twenty-two hours, f** you, I'm lazy I'm pwning noobs at PVP and my level's past eighty I play WOW Can't nobody f** with me now I wanna stop but I don't know how It's my crowd And I'm proud, f** you, I'm down Shut your mouth I play WOW I play WOW I play WOW Turn it up, say it loud I play WOW I play WOW I play WOW Turn it up, say it loud I play WOW You could say I'm a fanatic, or even addicted Say my habits are bad, my f**ing life's conflicted But if it makes me happy, why should I quit this The world brings me down, WOW makes me uplifted Every moment with my guild is a moment I cherish Call me a nerd, call me a geek, I am no longer embara**ed Say I'm socially f**ed, never had kids or a marriage I don't live my life for money, fame or chasing your carrots And while people like to hate, discriminate and be mean
In my world, we work together to defeat the Lich King Doesn't matter if you're black, white, ugly or fat Everyone be kicking a** in the World of WarCraft Real life can be bullsh** and put me down Telling me I ain't sh** and I'm on shaky ground But I don't hear that anymore, I got my own damn crowd Middle finger to you all, 'cause I play WOW I play WOW Can't nobody f** with me now I'm on a quest with my guild, get you wow It's my crowd And I'm proud, f** you, I'm down Shut your mouth I play WOW I play WOW I play WOW Turn it up, say it loud I play WOW I play WOW I play WOW Turn it up, say it loud I play WOW I'm down with the Horde, I'm a blood elf paladin Alliance f**ing with me, the humans are challenging When you can't understand me, this is what I do Tell you get off of my dick, go learn your cla**, noob Better yet, go play Rock Band with that sad guitar And no I don't wanna date your f**ing avatar I'm getting busy clocking k**s in every single way My guild's legit, holy sh**, this ain't Felicia Day And who thought there'd come a time the world would see Millions of f**ed up people who feel just like me I'm living like a god in Silvermoon City Rocking the Ashbringer while your life is sh**ty I play WOW Can't nobody f** with me now I wanna stop but I don't know how It's my crowd And I'm proud, f** you, I'm down Shut your mouth I play WOW I play WOW I play WOW Turn it up, say it loud I play WOW I play WOW I play WOW Turn it up, say it loud I play WOW