I play WOW
Can't nobody f** with me now
I wanna stop but I don't know how
It's my crowd
And I'm proud, f** you, I'm down
Shut your mouth
I play WOW
School's out, work's over take your a** to coffee bean
I gotta get to Azeroth, you f**ers ain't stopping me
My sh**'s legit, look me up in the Armory
We're in war, motherf**er, there's no peace or harmony
No-one seems to get it, but that's all right
My girl keeps b**hin', complaining and starting fights
She wants to cuddle, watch movies in the candle light
But wednesdays through fridays are strictly raid nights
When I'm down or depressed, I go connect
My real friends are online, fighting to the d**h
Mom's banging on my door: "Come eat your chicken in peas"
I got last night's pizza, b**h, that's all I need
I call it straight dedication, you can call me crazy
You talking sh**, man, why don't you come and play me
I'm going twenty-two hours, f** you, I'm lazy
I'm pwning noobs at PVP and my level's past eighty
I play WOW
Can't nobody f** with me now
I wanna stop but I don't know how
It's my crowd
And I'm proud, f** you, I'm down
Shut your mouth
I play WOW
I play WOW
I play WOW
Turn it up, say it loud
I play WOW
I play WOW
I play WOW
Turn it up, say it loud
I play WOW
You could say I'm a fanatic, or even addicted
Say my habits are bad, my f**ing life's conflicted
But if it makes me happy, why should I quit this
The world brings me down, WOW makes me uplifted
Every moment with my guild is a moment I cherish
Call me a nerd, call me a geek, I am no longer embara**ed
Say I'm socially f**ed, never had kids or a marriage
I don't live my life for money, fame or chasing your carrots
And while people like to hate, discriminate and be mean
In my world, we work together to defeat the Lich King
Doesn't matter if you're black, white, ugly or fat
Everyone be kicking a** in the World of WarCraft
Real life can be bullsh** and put me down
Telling me I ain't sh** and I'm on shaky ground
But I don't hear that anymore, I got my own damn crowd
Middle finger to you all, 'cause I play WOW
I play WOW
Can't nobody f** with me now
I'm on a quest with my guild, get you wow
It's my crowd
And I'm proud, f** you, I'm down
Shut your mouth
I play WOW
I play WOW
I play WOW
Turn it up, say it loud
I play WOW
I play WOW
I play WOW
Turn it up, say it loud
I play WOW
I'm down with the Horde, I'm a blood elf paladin
Alliance f**ing with me, the humans are challenging
When you can't understand me, this is what I do
Tell you get off of my dick, go learn your cla**, noob
Better yet, go play Rock Band with that sad guitar
And no I don't wanna date your f**ing avatar
I'm getting busy clocking k**s in every single way
My guild's legit, holy sh**, this ain't Felicia Day
And who thought there'd come a time the world would see
Millions of f**ed up people who feel just like me
I'm living like a god in Silvermoon City
Rocking the Ashbringer while your life is sh**ty
I play WOW
Can't nobody f** with me now
I wanna stop but I don't know how
It's my crowd
And I'm proud, f** you, I'm down
Shut your mouth
I play WOW
I play WOW
I play WOW
Turn it up, say it loud
I play WOW
I play WOW
I play WOW
Turn it up, say it loud
I play WOW