(spoken) I'm a douche bag One, two, many And the night got heavy Rolled up mint in a six four chevy Turn the music up Don't waste time so I fill my cup Then I saw her dance Daisy Dukes no pants The way she drop it to the floor no hands I just gotta let you know I can make your merry go round round round I knew right there I had ya When I said hello Knew I had to have ya When you said let's go Girl its about that time We take it back to mine Woah-oh-oh Let's go-oh-oh I woke up With a situation next to me I can't lie All I'm trynna do is get her to leave I don't know why she won't go Put your a** in the cab right now I don't know Why you are still here Oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh I must have drank too much Why are you still here Oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh I must have drank too much Too much and we all been through it Maybe I'm crazy but now I need some fluid Hey need Dr. Drew Call E call G im about to puke And you'd think I'd learn Try to talk but baby I'm still slurrin And you're so down for love and I can see you want it all I knew right there I had ya When I said hello Knew I had to have ya When you said let's go
Girl its about that time We take it back to mine Woah-oh-oh Let's go-oh-oh I woke up With a situation next to me I can't lie All I'm trynna do is get her to leave I don't know why she won't go Put your hands in the air right now I don't know Why you are still here Oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh I must have drank too much Why are you still here Oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh I must have drank too much I'm more of a relationship type of guy to be honest Flyest white boy since Elvis Came to get drunk, see girls, shake pelvis I'm helpless, yes I'm selfish Get you in the mood, let's eat some Shellfish Uh, I'm a little freaky All the lights on a little Kanye All the lights off a little shawday But I can't let you stay (beeyotch!) I don't know Why you are still here Oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh I must have drank too much I woke up With a situation next to me I can't lie All I'm trynna do is get her to leave I don't know why she won't go Put your hands in the air right now I don't know Why you are still here Oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh I must have drank too much Why are you still here Oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh I must have drank too much