[Intro: J Pee]
J Pee baby, yup, yup
Yeah, you know what it is
Check this sh** out man
Check it out, Check it out
Check it out, yeah
[Verse 1: J Pee]
Chillin' with my homies at the Home Depot
(Home Depot)
Buyin' screws and nails, manly sh** you know?
(You know?)
My homie says to me "What kind of drill you want?"
(He asked me)
So I said I wanted one right in the a**
What?
[Hook 1: J Pee]
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
It was a joke guys, come on
I'm not gay
I like vag more than a p**nstar scandal
But can I get the drill with the bright pink handle?
[Verse 2: J Pee]
Playin' tackle football with my homies in the park
Had to wrap it up cause it was gettin' dark
(Gettin' dark)
The other team was looking straight scary as sh**
(Ooooo)
But my quarterback, he ain't having none of it
(He ain't scared)
He looked at me and told me no matter where I was at
My priority job was to protect the sack
(Okay)
So fourth down, he bends over and yells "Hike!"
So I went and grabbed his balls!
Uhhh...
[Hook 2: J Pee]
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I'm just doing my job, step off
I'm not gay
It's not like I was purposefully tryin' to feel them
(I wasn't)
I just care about the safety of your future children
(Godfather)
I'm not gay, I'm not gay
Quit telling me that, man
I'm not gay
Next time I'll just let your balls get mangled, son
P.S. I didn't know that you were so well hung
[Verse 3: J Pee]
Strollin' with my homies in West Hollywood
(Hollywood)
Wasn't my idea because I'm not gay
Dude walks by me with his shirt off, and I was like
"Damn b**h, you fine!"
...f**
[Hook 3: J Pee]
I'm not gay guys
That ain't me
I'm just comfortable with my s**uality
So I can admit when I see a guy
Who has a handsome face, and pretty eyes
And a rock hard chest, and rippling abs
And the tightest a**, and those sculpted calves
And those bulging quads, and the perfect bod
And ohh my god, take your pants off
Um..
f** it
[Hook 4: J Pee]
I'm gay
I'm f**ing gay
I'm the dude wearing nail polish yelling "Hey!"
I'm the dude at the party who'll grab your bu*t
(That's me)
And when you turn around and look at me I'll be like "What?"
Yeah!
I'm gay
(I'm gay)
I'm hella gay
I watch Zac Efron movies every Saturday
And normal self expression doesn't suit me either
That's why my degree is in musical theater
I'm so gay man...