I wake up in the morning and I grab my hat Of course, I already grabbed my wallet and you know its fatter Then that who*e that I left on the floor in the back of the grocery store As I open the door to the Cadillac and the gas hit the floor just like that Im outta this town like a bat outta hell Don't be sad might as well say "Farewell." Crime scene, everything but evidence This is very evident
And I know your hesitant To be the only witness who saw the crime But, I really dont have the time So I creep up from behind And realign your spine Witness, Wasted That's a closed case b**h And you know I got that itch on my fingers Like im Chris Cringle Im comin' in ya chimney Snatchin' everything I see Cuz to me it is free Thats all I got for now