[Intro] You are now tuned into the smooth sound of Trackboy Music, show you right [J-Kwon] & (Andy) Yea, you know who this is My name J-Kwon And I got my man, Andy (tighty, whitey, whitey, whitey, whitey, whitey, whitey, whitey) [J-Kwon & Andy] Take it to the floor, Andy Take it to the hood, Kwon Take it to the floor, Andy Take it to the hood, Kwon Take it to the floor, Andy Take it to the hood, Kwon I'm a true pimp And I'm a fake Don [J-Kwon] Hi, my name Kwon, (what up Kwon?) best friend Andy All we do is mack on these chicks, and eat candy Live wit my mammy, for out on my fanny Get hella drunk, and shadow box wit my granny [Andy] Hi, my name Andy, best friend Kwon He's a true pimp, but I'm a fake Don I don't drink Dom, Grey Goose, and soda I got a lotta knowledge, so they call me White Yoda [J-Kwon] Me? I'm a hustla, I don't like mustard When I'm in the bed, I like my donuts custard Man, you a buster, you faker than hell My lyrics on fire, dat's that smell [Andy] Me? I'm a joka, I play a lotta poka If I catch ya cheatin like a egg, I'll yolk ya I just want to flow, check it how I rock this (rock this) It's a new single (J-Kwon) and Milonakis [Hook: J-Kwon] It's like dis y'all I'm in the club and I do it like diss y'all My baby mama she discuss on my lack y'all I'm still a pimp, I'm a certified mack y'all
It's like dat y'all [Hook: Andy] It's like dis y'all I ain't a playa, so I don't drink Cris y'all I call you wack, cus I came here to diss y'all All the strippers in the club getting tips y'all Tips y'all [Andy] Peanut bu*ter on my face, cus I got no cla** (uh huh) I would steal yo chick, but she got no a** (lets go) I got a baby mama, but I don't know her name But really I'm a liar, and I got no game [J-Kwon] Well, six hundred on my benz, but I got no gas Back seat full of chicks, girl put it on gla** One record blue, my record sales cool My momma said, "boy you should'a kept yo a** at school" (yo, ya momma's right) [Andy] That's what you get, for thinkin you da sh** Man forget bout these chicks, we in the club, eatin grits That's how we do it, sippin on some sizzurp Roll up to the club, with my rims on the cizzurb [J-Kwon] Andy, we off the rocka, we still drinkin vodka We on the dance floor, kickin it like soccer Nickname Chewbacca, you know how we rock this This the new single, (J-Kwon) and Milonakis [Hook] [J-Kwon & Andy] Take it to the floor, Andy Take it to the hood, Kwon Take it to the floor, Andy Take it to the hood, Kwon Take it to the floor, Andy Take it to the hood, Kwon I'm a true pimp And I'm a fake Don {*2X*} [Hook]