I woke up this morning and fell out of bed:
Trouble waiting to happen
Should've quit while I was ahead:
Trouble waiting to happen
I turn on the news to the Third World War
Open up the paper to World War Four
Just when I thought it was safe to be bored:
Trouble waiting to happen
Trouble waiting to happen
The mailman brought me the Rolling Stone:
Trouble waiting to happen
It said I was living at home alone:
Trouble waiting to happen
I read things I didn't know I'd done
It sounded like a lot of fun
I guess I've been bad or something:
Trouble waiting to happen
Trouble waiting to happen
Trouble waiting to happen
Teardrops ready to start
Trouble waiting to happen
To my heart
This just ain't gonna be my day:
Trouble waiting to happen
Things just ain't gonna go my way:
Trouble waiting to happen
My day was over by a quarter to ten
I climbed right back into bed again
I'd write this down if I could hold a pen
I might get better but I don't know when
So I'm gonna wait right here 'til then:
Trouble waiting to happen
Trouble waiting to happen
Trouble waiting to happen
Teardrops ready to fall:
Trouble waiting to happen
To us all