I was nursing a beer at a bar in the Keys
When a local next to me spoke up
I haven't seen your face before
I said I'm getting away
From the stress of the job
He grinned and then he said
Yeah, me too, for twenty-odd years or more
He said well that's my sailboat at the dock
I call her Sweet Jenny May
I don't punch a clock and I don't pay rent
Ask anyone, they'll say
Nobody does nothing better than me
I'm all about the good times, the sunshine
The sand and the sea
Nobody does nothing better than me
I said how did you know that just taking it slow
Was gonna be the life for you
And he laughed, he said let me tell you son
After a half-hearted try at a suit and a tie
I found my calling here and now
Hands down I'm number one
'Cause I could watch the sun go down
And never even blink
And I can make a new friend every night
So buy me my next drink
'Cause nobody does nothing better than me
I'm all about the good times, the sunshine
The sand and the sea
Yeah, nobody does nothing better than me
With an empty gla** and an empty bar
His eyes went far away
He said the only girl I ever loved
Was a girl named Jenny May
But when she needed me to finally tell her so
I didn't speak, I just stood and watched her go
'Cause nobody does nothing better than me
So I headed for the good times, the sunshine
The sand and the sea
Yeah, nobody does nothing better than me
Nobody does nothing better than me
Oh, no