[Verse 1]
You don't have these keys, and you can't pick the locks
So don't try and touch my hair or I'll give you a knock
I'm the most fly in the v, and everybody flocks
Girls like pigeons up in here, attracted to my rocks
I saw your girl alone while I was making the rounds
So I picked her up like my bag at lost and found
Calgary is my town, this city is sacred ground
Like [privacy] hooping, I am wearing the crown
I may not be a king, but you address me as sire
Look in all directions, it is all my empire
I'm really busy, but still make time to admire
Your situation is dire, you are coming under fire
I'm driving to the basket, you're headed to the casket
Didn't cry at the funeral and I couldn't even mask it
Have these answers in the bag like a math pa** kit
Stupid questions are a thing, so think before you ask it
[Hook]
Just bought a supercar fitted for this superstar
I'm way above average: call me super-super par
Your girl is like your house, both on the market
Better close your garage, or I might try to park it
Canada is cold, got the ice, I'm decked in gold
Once the bands are ready, money's being rolled
You should run for office is all I'm being told
El Presidente, house of cards never gonna fold
[Verse 2]
From 2020, you can call me West Wing resident
Sorry Kanye West, but I'm the 46th president
Higher than the Pope, I've evolved from antelope
Now I am the goat, tying rhymes up like a rope
Got control of the game, I'm an island, so remote
If you try and sail by me, you won't stay afloat
Call me Queen E, taking Spain, tipping the boat
And I'm swagging at the ball, in a Gucci overcoat
Put you in a full Nelson, bring a fleet or an armada
I wake up wearing nada, and I fall asleep in Prada
I've got the hookup, doesn't matter I'm a minor
Check my recents, it's only models and designers
Give me that Rolls Royce, keep the Bentley coupe
Because I like that R and R when I'm chilling with the troupe
Call me controversial, making headlines when I hoop
And I'm stirring this pot as if I'm cooking chicken soup
[Hook]
Just bought a supercar fitted for this superstar
I'm way above average: call me super-super par
Your girl is like your house, both on the market
Better close your garage, or I might try to park it
Canada is cold, got the ice, I'm decked in gold
Once the bands are ready, money's being rolled
You should run for office is all I'm being told
El Presidente, house of cards never gonna fold
[Verse 3]
When I visit Detroit, I prep questions and hit up Em
Gotta pay a player, so I meet up with the GM
Come back to the crib to chill with the femme
But it fell through, no worries, still got DMs
All my stuff is licensed, lawyers ready, got the TM
And I'm ready for the freak and leak late in the PM
I have the gall to knock a debut punk, that's CM
And I finish with the W, crossing the line in a BM
k**ing the game is simpler than riding on a trike
Give me a challenge, where is Money Maker Mike?
k**ing these diseases like a doctor, call me Pike
My bars ring through, I don't even need a mic
That's irrelevant, lines are still mic drops
Stay hopeful that the next track might pop
But it might not, but I don't even consider it
Doesn't matter, flow stays clean like a mop
[Hook]
Just bought a supercar fitted for this superstar
I'm way above average: call me super-super par
Your girl is like your house, both on the market
Better close your garage, or I might try to park it
Canada is cold, got the ice, I'm decked in gold
Once the bands are ready, money's being rolled
You should run for office is all I'm being told
El Presidente, house of cards never gonna fold