When I was eating an apple one day I saw a wriggly worm wriggling my way He said "please don't eat me I done nothing wrong All I was doing was wriggling along" So I put that apple back in the bag 'cause I didn't want the wriggly worm becoming a nag But when he started eating apple number two I told the wriggly worm to find something else to do Wriggly worm, wriggly worm, wriggly worm And the worm said: "Life is tough whatever you do Even vegans will k** you 'cause the life of a worm is a life I hate 'cause the only time we're ever loved is as bait" Wriggly worm, wriggly worm, wriggly worm, wriggly worm So the worm hopped out onto the ground And I dug and followed him into his mound It took a long time but that was no surprise Cause worms don't have any eyes But down came a bird, down from the sky And he grabbed the worm, and he started to fly
But the worm just carried on wriggling around So the bird dropped the worm down to the ground Wriggly worm, wriggly worm, wriggly worm And the worm said: "Life is tough whatever you do Even vegans will k** you And the life of a worm is a life I hate Because the only time we're ever loved is as bait" Wriggly worm, wriggly worm, wriggly worm, wriggly worm So the very next time you see a worm And you've got it in your fingers and it starts to squirm Remember that it's life is hard enough Without you making it any more tough Wriggly worm, wriggly worm, wriggly worm And the worm said: "Life is tough whatever you do Even vegans will k** you And the life of a worm is a life I hate Because the only time we're ever loved is as bait So whoever you are, whoever you be Don't be a wriggly, wriggly, wriggly, wriggly worm like me"