When I was eating an apple one day
I saw a wriggly worm wriggling my way
He said "please don't eat me I done nothing wrong
All I was doing was wriggling along"
So I put that apple back in the bag
'cause I didn't want the wriggly worm becoming a nag
But when he started eating apple number two
I told the wriggly worm to find something else to do
Wriggly worm, wriggly worm, wriggly worm
And the worm said:
"Life is tough whatever you do
Even vegans will k** you
'cause the life of a worm is a life I hate
'cause the only time we're ever loved is as bait"
Wriggly worm, wriggly worm, wriggly worm, wriggly worm
So the worm hopped out onto the ground
And I dug and followed him into his mound
It took a long time but that was no surprise
Cause worms don't have any eyes
But down came a bird, down from the sky
And he grabbed the worm, and he started to fly
But the worm just carried on wriggling around
So the bird dropped the worm down to the ground
Wriggly worm, wriggly worm, wriggly worm
And the worm said:
"Life is tough whatever you do
Even vegans will k** you
And the life of a worm is a life I hate
Because the only time we're ever loved is as bait"
Wriggly worm, wriggly worm, wriggly worm, wriggly worm
So the very next time you see a worm
And you've got it in your fingers and it starts to squirm
Remember that it's life is hard enough
Without you making it any more tough
Wriggly worm, wriggly worm, wriggly worm
And the worm said:
"Life is tough whatever you do
Even vegans will k** you
And the life of a worm is a life I hate
Because the only time we're ever loved is as bait
So whoever you are, whoever you be
Don't be a wriggly, wriggly, wriggly, wriggly worm like me"