I got masking tape, I got sellotape, double-sided too
I got packaging tape, and electrical tape, and scotch tape obviously
Though I use all those tapes fairly frequently
There's only one tape that I use incessantly
'cause I got all of my tapes lined up against the wall
But there's one tape that I use most of all
Some people rely on luck but I rely on duck tape
'cause it's strong and light and black and white and keeps the universe stuck together
If something is broken
All you need is a token of duct tape
To fix it up
I like to DIY
But when I spread my glue it just won't dry
And for all of the things that I just can't seem to fix
It seems to me like duck tape would just do the trick
'cause duct tape it grows on trees
'cause duct tape is pollinated by bees
Some people rely on luck but I rely on duck tape
'cause it's strong and light and black and white and keeps the universe stuck together
If something is broken
All you need is a token of duct tape
To fix it up