I'm a Mega Man, damn, what a Mega Man
Old school Nintendo, better than a Sega can
Got a better plan? look, I'm a veteran
Send all your robots, man, I'm a Mega man
I'm a Mega Man, damn, what a Mega Man (damn)
Old school Nintendo, better than a Sega can
Got a better plan? look, I'm a veteran
Send all your robots, man, I'm a Mega man
(maaaaaan)
Watch what I spit, hits for my listeners
Robots are evil? This is too sinister
Ol' man wily, doctor or mister?
Lock and load, rock and roll, dogg that's my sister (ooh!)
Binaries packed, I broke all the ciphers
Object dump, I-D-A, code an*lyzers
Reverse engineer the 3-D shell
Now they're all licensed with G-P-L
So many robots, but they're not set
Should've networked them and made a botnet
Bypa** the BIOS, CMOS is hacked
Beware the flood of the DDOS attacks
Call 6-4 with bosses in sight
Cause 6 was the mentor of Thomas X Light
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
-- change up --
6, change it up, we need a new hero
The scene needs a team, I'm bringing in Zero
Harder to capture, smarter and faster
Spray and pray every day, charge up the blaster
Foes meet defeat, I'm adding their powers
Plush mega buster, I'm blastins for hours
Hard man and Spark man were blowin up blau!
Star man and Charge man are going down now
Spread world wide like Latin, Etrus-can
Blast in the past for Cutman and Gutsman
Elec man had brothers for buzzin
Plus Thunder man was plugged in as cousins
The fact of the matter's hard, flashin my battle scars
Slashing all three with the blade from my shadow star
No riches, (please), what's money?
I smacked Dust man with a big dust Bunny
We're not finished, it's gonna start soon
I had to drown Wave man and steal his harpoon (poon)
-- change up --
I'm a Mega man, damn, what a Mega man
Old school Nintendo, better than a Sega can
Got a better plan? look, I'm a veteran
Send all your robots, man, I'm a Mega man
Energy's low, it's time we struck oil
Shoot, I need a boost, so I'm using rush coil
Rupture your dreams when I'm crushin your team
I'm all-terrain, Rushjet, Rushmarine
The planet's saved 4 times, then what's the offer?
I start as a forward in Megaman Soccer
Blast Flash Man from the stands, let him burn up
Corner kick goal for my fans at the world cup
Thought X-men could beat us? Your facts wrong
Drop rap bombs on Marvel and Capcom
Beat Apocalypse, Storm, and Magneto
They didn't get enough so there had to be a sequel
My brother and home starr gone out to launch pads
You know Proto man looks exactly like strong bad
Shout outs to my robot homies:
Quickman, Geminiman, Brightman, anyone I forgot, basically Dot-plus-MAN for all you robots with greedy regular expressions