When Johnny came back from an Africa Tour
He's drinking in Hamburg only Whisky pur
He ferplayed all his money in the Glücksspirale
And he's eating to the breakfast only Räucheraale
Now, Johnny has no money like a Rolling Stone
He wants a girl, but he goes alone
And all the girls of Reeperbahn make love for DeMark-Schein
But Johnny had a good idea like sweeter and vine:
Die Toilette ist meine große Freiheit
Niemand steht hier unnütz rum
Auch die Geschäfte gehen ganz von selbst
Well, Johnny's life was alike poor old frog
He had no money, as a sloopy dog
One day a boss came, said: "Guten Tag!
Here in meiner Brieftasche is a Tarifvertrag!"
Now, Johnny is on the Autobahnraststätte Hamm
He has there a job as Toilettenmann
Every day girls come to visit him rasch
And many money goes into Johnny's Cash
Die Toilette ist seine große Freiheit
Niemand steht hier lange rum
Und auch die Groschen kommen wie von selbst
Spoken:
Hey Johnny, keiner spült die Spülung so wie du!