Nasus goes woof
Rengar goes meow
Valor goes tweet
And Twitch goes squeek
Alistar moos
Tibbers goes roar
And the Hecarim goes neigh
Warwick says howl
Nami goes blub
And the Urf goes ow ow ow
But there's one champ
Everyone hates
What does Teemo say?
Big green hat
Red goggles
Blinding darts
And planting shrooms
Pointy ears
Fury face
And his eyes are always closed
His Yordle boots
Just standing still
Dealing damage over time
And if you step
Into that bush
You will get chunked and run so slow
And then your hate for him will show
What does Teemo say?
The legend of Teemo
Pain and misery
Riot can't you see
What you do to me?