Been playing all day and I haven't won
I really wanna
But I'm do-o-omed
Where did this Garen even come from
And this Morgana
So many Q's
Lux's ult be crazy
My vision's hazy
And every time I try to dragon
They teleport in
Dat gro-o-oup
Let's plan this out or this game will be over
We should be wiser than them, they are just bots
Cho'Gath keeps on getting fatter
I guess Gragas was for dinner (yes)
I just surfed that wave of ruptures
(I can't beat these, beat these Doom Bots)
I Just can't escape Amumu
He's got a full lane stun, I can't move
He makes all these creeps go boo-hoo
(I can't beat these, beat these Doom Bots)
Yeah even though we worked together
We should surrender
Because we're no-o-obs
We can't hold any of these towers
They're overpowered
We're all do-o-omed
Ezrael's ult be crazy
Tenth time it's k**ed me
Yeah all these games are pretty hopeless
These bots are heartless
We're so scre-e-ewed
Let's plan this out or this game will be over
We should be wiser than them, they are just bots
I can't get too close to Veigar
He'll make it rain with his dark matter
He was programmed to one shot ya
(I can't beat these, beat these Doom Bots)
So many Wukongs all around ya
Ya gettin' tossed up like a pizza
Papa John would like to meet ya
(I can't beat these, beat these Doom Bots)
Yo Ziggy-Ziggs
Uh ya dumb bot
You'll be regrettin'
Leaving you beggin' for a redo
Every time I be sidesteppin' with my mad jukes
The vials that you throw are just really derpy like you
Try to land a bomb before you're yellin' take cover dude
Ziggy-Ziggy you really shouldn't be messin'
Just know I got a shorter fuse
I'm detonating vengeance
If you don't know how
I can draw you a schematic
So here we go coming back
Moving forward and you're regressing
You'll be quittin'
You just can do with all this splittin'
Your place is the place we're going
We ain't stopping until it's blowing
You're about to lose, and you're doom has just begun
I've got 99 losses but this won't be One(hundred)
Let's plan this out or this game will be over
We should be wiser than them, they are just bots