(Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope): Well hello, boys and girls, c'mon in see the show It's the mystical, magical, great Dark Carnival Don't bother looking for parking, get rid of it It ain't like you ever coming back, you f**in' idiot! The Carnival emerges only when you about to die Now muthaf**er you are dead in the sky So come and put your soul around the Murder Go Round And we'll strap you down, and swing you into oblivion
I gotta spike for your neck with my ninja blowgun I be thy Juggalada Don Dada Lada Shogun I swings my sword down and split you in two Before you even fall, I b**h smack both of you Welcome to our Carnival, 50,000 Juggalos Freaks and weirdos, and k**ers at our shows I'm just glad we down with 'em, hate to be y'all And have a Juggalo shatter my skull, for thy Carnival