[Jeff:]
I'm a master of this sh**, Dawn!
I guarantee you I can jump from this roof right here
And make it to that roof, no problem!
[Dawn:]
I don't know, Jeff. That's a pretty big guarantee
If you don't make it, you're definitely dead!
[Jeff:]
But I will make it, this sh** is easy!
It don't even look that far!
[Dawn:]
It looks crazy far, man!
Don't even play like that, seriously!
[Jeff:]
Hold my chips, babe
[Dawn:]
Jeff, don't do it, okay?
[Jeff:]
Watch me fly, b**h!
[Dawn:]
Hell no!
Please, don't!
Don't do it Jeff!
C'mon seriously, no!
Uhh!
*Thud*
[Jeff:]
Aghhh!
Aghhhhhh!
Pop! He dead'd your clock! (Who knew?)
The Mighty d**h Pop!
Are you reckless?
Pop! Didn't expect this!
Pop! (This is your life) Better respect this!
Ladies and gentlemen!
We present to you: The Mighty d**h Pop!
Pop! (This is your life) Better respect this!
Surprise! It's the best way to die!
Afterall, who wants to know he's creeping all up your spine?
Your better off getting s**er punched
Smacked dead in your lips with your tombstone!
They call him: The d**h Pop!
He hails from deep on the f**ing blizoo!
And it happens so quick!
The Mighty d**h Pop!
Welcome to your own, personal, surprise party of doom!
Are you reckless?
Pop! Didn't expect this!
Pop! (This is your life) Better respect this!
Your brain stop with a pop
And body drop with a flop! (Ha ha ha ha ha!!)
Then you've met The Mighty d**h Pop! (Pop!)
Those who entice him and refuse to fear him
Often pay dearly, they get ejectified!
You see a quick flash of his wicked a** face
And then you croak off, it's that sudden conclusion!
Expect it or not, you'll be shocked when your clock stop
And your mighty d**h pop! (Silly!)
Pop! He dead'd your clock! (Who knew?)
The mighty d**h pop!
Are you reckless?
Pop! Didn't expect this!
Pop! (This is your life) Better respect this!
And when your d**h goes pop
You will expierience
A sudden loss of all senses
The big blackout
Pop goes your d**hwish!