[Anybody k**a]
Story time, b**h!
All across the East Side
[Violent J]
What? I represent Delray!
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Delray!
[Anybody k**a]
So?
[Violent J]
South West Side!
[Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
This Gypsy aunt of mine
You're the lucky one
She died and left behind
An ancient piece of time
I didn't know what it was
You're the lucky one
Knuckle deep in dust
Edges played with rust
I started to get pissed
You're the lucky one
This lamp is all I get
A worthless piece of sh**
But once I rubbed it clean
You're the lucky one
A genie popped on the scene
Brought true my every dream
[Chorus]
I was like
BLAAAM! Free hoes
BLAAAM! Nyquil
BLAAAM! Faygo
Anything I want
I was like
BLAAAM! Sharp axe
BLAAAM! Good weed
BLAAAM! Hot tracks
Everything I need
[Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Now I'm in a fizzle
You're the lucky wizzle
Hotties on the wizzle
Still a juggalizzle
I drive a platinum car
You're the lucky one
It has a tennis court and a bar
You know who I are
Money out the a**
You're the lucky one
I'm wishing while it last
Genie's moving fast
[Chorus]
I want my
BLAAAM! Free bank
BLAAAM! Necks cut
BLAAAM! My shank
Anything I want
I want my
BLAAAM! Hot wings
BLAAAM! Good weed
BLAAAM! Big thangs
Everything I need
[Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Now I am a king
You're the lucky one
I have everything
Nothing's challenging
Nothing makes me proud
You're the lucky one
I stand out in the crowd
While others beg out loud
I remember when
You're the lucky one
Money was so thin
But dreams were all up in
Looking at my lamp
You're the lucky one
Would I give it all back?
sh**, fool, give me that
[Chorus]
I'll be like
BLAAAM! b**h slaps
BLAAAM! Cheap wine
BLAAAM! Dub H (waffle house)
Anything I want
I'll be like
BLAAAM! Half pipe
BLAAAM! Good weed
BLAAAM! Moonlight
Everything I need
I'll be like
BLAAAM! Free hoes
BLAAAM! Nyquil
BLAAAM! Faygo
Anything I want
I'll be like
BLAAAM! Sharp axe
BLAAAM! Good weed
BLAAAM! Hot tracks
Everything I need
[Anybody k**a & Shaggy]
BLAAAM!
The moral of the story is
BLAAAM!
Those who never had sh**
BLAAAM!
And then get sh**
WHAT?
Need to get sh**
BLAAAM!
So if you got sh**
BLAAAM!
Or you need sh**
BLAAAM!
Get some sh**
GO GET YOUR sh*t
f** this sh**
Where JD at?