Yeah
Everybody wanna know what's the new sh** sound like?
What are we like now?
Did ICP sell out? (Naww, hell naww)
What's the new sh** like? (What about it?)
Well I'll tell you what the muthaf**in' new sh**'s like muthafacko (Yeah)
On the new sh**, we gonna make a few adjustments
First of all, no carnival sh**
That's all over with (f** dat)
On the new sh**, no more rappin
No more hip hop (Naww)
Spin Magazine don't like us rapping
Therefore, we are stopped (f** them muthaf**as)
On the new sh** we're gonna sing now
LA LA LA LA LA
And I'ma shoot h**ne
And slam a guitar
Look at us, we're ruthless
You picked on me
Duhuhduhuhduh
It's the new ICP (Ahhh)
If we rap, we can only rap about smokin' weed
And we gonna be original now
Hey yo, we smoke weed (I'm high)
We smoke chronic and weed and hydro and cess
And I'm special, I smoke weed
That's why I'm ruthless (Duhwaa)
On the new sh** we gonna do a song with Eddie Vetter
It's just gonna be me, and him
We gonna go arararar together
On the new sh**, we gonna sell the f** out
Strictly happiness (Yeah)
Oh, except for this
Yeah here go a sample of a song
Called f** the World
From ICP's new album entitled The Amazing Jeckel Brothers
So check it out
f**
f** that sh**
f** give it to me
If I only could I'd set the world on fire (x3)
Say f** the world
fu*k THE WORLD!
f** 'em all
fu*k 'EM ALL
f** you, f** me, f** us
f** Tom, f** Mary, f** Gus
f** dairies
f** the West coast
And f** everybody on the East
Eat sh** and die
Or f** off atleast
f** pre-schoolers
f** rulers
Kings and queens and gold j**lers
f** wine coolers
f** chickens, f** ducks
Everybody in your crew s**s
Punk muthaf**s
f** critics
f** your review
Even if you like me, fu*k YOU!
f** your Mom
f** your Mom's Mama
f** the Beastie Boys and the Daili Llama
f** the rain forest
f** a Forest Gump
You probably like it in the rump
f** a shoe pump
f** the real deal
And f** all the fakes
f** all 52 states, oooh
And f** me
Hand me my bell bottoms (Where my slacks?)
You wanna know about the new sh** muthaf**a (What)
Turn on MTV, turn on VH1
You'll see us there muthafacko (Turn it on)
If you're counting joker cards
Number 5 that's near the end (Five)
And we're trying to get paid
So we gonna start back all over again
And I'ma hook up with ummm Luther Vandross
And I'm gonna sing duets with him
You don't like it?
f** y'all
And f** Shaggy
On the new sh** I'm with a new group (Who?)
We sing R&B now
We called the Love Troop (f** you)
On the new sh** from now on look, look
I dance, I dance
Oooh, oooh, oooh
In my brand new leather pants (Dance b**h)
And all the chicks are gonna scream when I take my shirt off
Look baby my fat jiggles it's plenty soft
I don't need Shaggy
I don't need him
He's messin up my flow (f** you)
And f** Violent J
From now on call me Silky Joe (Huh?)
On my new sh**
Watch my record sales are gonna triple
We gonna go to Hollywood parties with c**aine on our nipples
Shaggy, Shaggy that's all I hear
f** him, he's gone (f** you)
Except for well
I'll just let him be on this one song
Yeah b**h check this sh** out
The song is called The Shaggy Show
From ICP's new sh**
The Amazing Jeckel Brothers, b**h
From southwest Detroit
Deep within Zug Islands Industrial Waste Depository
It's Shaggy time!!!
Hey, how ya doin down there?
It's nice to see ya, alright
Waddup ya'll?
Welcome to the show
I'm Shaggy, like you don't f**in' know
This is my sidekick, fat Pat
He goes
He, He, He
And all of that (That's right)
Anyway, on my way here I almost died
This b**h in front of me was like 105
Don't worry about drunks or late night truckers
Old a** b**hes try to k** muthaf**as
This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more (Yeah)
Then she makes a right into my side door
This comedy sh**'s gettin' old
The game is to be sold, not to be told (Yeah)
You can feel the excitement, right? (Yeah)
Snoop Dogg is with us tonight
Hahaha that's what I'm sayin
On the Shaggy Show, sh** we ain't playin' (Hell naww)
And that ain't it (What?)
Also on the show (Who?)
Another muthaf**a, that.. well
Some of you know (He, He, He)
You see him with me a lot
He's like a brother
Violent J's in this muthaf**a
I like that kid Violent J
Hey Mike
What's up?
How ya doin today?
Just great Shaggs
Well that's great
Now lets give a hand
To Mike E. Clark and that Gangsta Fun Band!
We'll be right back with Violent J!
Yeah
Maybe we can get on Family Palooza (Hell naww)
Maybe if we clean up our act a little bit, we can get on some sh** (Hell naww)
Tibetan Freedom, any concert put me on that b**h (f** nawww)
Yeah
On the new sh**, no more Twiztid or Myzery (f** them)
We're gonna start hangin out with cool groups like Orgy
On the new sh**, we gonna tour and do radio festivals
Cause I wanna really be one of radio's hoes
Play us, play us, play us on your radio station (Please)
I'll rub baby oil on your bu*t just for a little rotation
I want MTV to play me 57 times a day (58)
Right between the Backstreet Boys
And Natalie Imbruglia (Whooo)
So when they stop playin' us
I can fall off the map
And then beg them b**hes please bring us back (Please)
On my new sh**, no more of this clown make-up y'all
That's dirty what's cool now is G-strings and a bra
Look I'm in a dress, and look at my new crazy eye
I look scary, and spooky, and scary (Whhooooo)
On the new sh**, no more wicked clown songs
Just fishnets, and thongs
Except for this one
Check out some of this sh**
Here go a taste of a new track called Terrible
Yeah, it's from ICP's new album
And fifth joker's card
Entitled The Amazing Jeckel Brothers
Muthaf**a
You don't know sh** do ya?
You wouldn't know sh** if it ripped into your ugly b**h a** face
You ain't even begun to expierence drama muthaf**a
Your Mama
Your muthaf**in' big fat chicken faced a** Mama
Don't even know about this drama, muthaf**a
Oh my god look at that, turn it up please
Poor Nancy Kerrigan's sweet little knees
Somebody took a black thing and went thump
That's terrible we heard about it for months
What about that one nobody guy that they found
Dead in the gra**
With his dick in his a**
Unless there was more
But you won't recall
Cause Michael Jackson squeezed up on some little kids balls
What you consider DRAMA
Ain't all that
It's just that your wack
With your intergalactic satellite data compress
Yes, but we can't feed the homeless
And then OJ's wack story unfolded
Everybody watched that while Okalahoma exploded
900 good reasons why this world don't really care
Thats what it costs for a wheel chair!
What you know bout terrible?
Terrible, you don't know what's terrible
Terrible, what you know bout terrible?
Terrible, you don't know what's terrible
That's right b**h
Check out Insane Clown Posse's new album
And fifth joker's card
It's called The Amazing Jeckel Brothers
Psychopathic forever
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