[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Well, I don't understand the phenomenom
We f**ing these hoes that look like spallala
Rich boys think that is sh**ty
But I like f**ing crackheads with one tit
And I do it at the drop of a dime
And I get the scabies almost every time
So let's talk about my nutsac
I don't front, Jack, I got bugs on my ballzac
[Violent J]
Well I'm Violent J and I ain't no b**h
I'm always quick to tell you when my nuts itch
Cuz b**h if I'm itching when I come home
Drop a brick in a sock swing it on your dome
You didn't think nothing of it, just let me stick it
Probably should of known cuz I thought I heard crickets
In your neden, but I ain't sayin nuttin though
I ain't sayin nuttin till I'm done nuttin, ho
And know I'm like b**h how can this be
Tryin to sleep and my nuts get up and watch TV
Then try to walk to the store and get a 40
How'd these bugs get on me
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Somebody asked me how I got scabies
Probably that homeless fat redneck bad lady
That I f**ed in the shed
Then the little critters on my dingaling said
[Chorus (2x)]
Your nuts we want your nuts
We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts
Your nuts we want your nuts
Please, oh please, f** dirty bu*ts (s*uts)
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
I met this b**h and went up in it
Dropped her off, went to the clinic
b**h, I got bizugs on my siznac
So tell me what's up with that
Should of said something bout your bug problem
Now I'm gonna have to sock you in your mouth, b**h
Can't keep my motherf**ing hands out my drawers
Stick a roach motel up under your balls
Nah, I'd rather stick em in a deep fry
And sizzle those motherf**ers off my wang
[Violent J]
So you wanna f** around, always gotta buck around
Lift up your dingaling nothing but a bug ya found
Now they call you funky nuts cuz you like funky bu*ts
Scratching and biting them, now they call you monkey nuts
But I ain't sayin nothing, cuz you ain't playin nothin
Bring the track back and I get back to the nutsac track
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
So now I try to rap cuz the bugs is biting
But I ain't going out like a b**h, yo, f** that
Stick em in a blender and hit the switch
Then I hit the b**h
[Violent J]
Met this bum in the back of a dumpster
f**ed her in the rumpster, juggaluga humpster
Had to take a piss, so I pulled out my wang
Then I heard my dingaling sang
[Chorus (8x)]
[Violent J]
Check this out man, I can remember back in school
Back in elementary school, yeah sh** used to be cool then
You know what I'm sayin' cause it was all about shootin' dice
And playin' dodgeball and sh** you know
But then something happened man everybody grew up
And now ain't nothin' the same like this one punk muthaf**a
The same muthaf**a I was tradin' G.I. Joe's with and playin' kick ball
Is gonna run up on me and throw a gang sign talkin' about
He's gettin' to fry my head and sh**
Well f** you ya know cause you're still the same fake a** b**h
You always was so don't come around me with that sh** cause I know you too well
You still the same guy that be a six jello eattin' muthaf**a you always was
Oh yeah and a couple years ago I f**ed your sister at your birthday party
So don't come