Friends don't come easily and this I know
And every time I make one, they say they gotta go
I wanna talk with people and look em' in the face
I wanna take em' home and they can stay at my place
All the talkin', I can do, I would never lie to you
We take a quick ride, homicide, then I confide in you
And I can love you, and technically, even though you're dead
You'll always be around me cuz I'm keeping your head
I keep heads on shelves everywhere in my cellar
I even own the melon of a dead fortune teller
The rotted ones, I keep em' up in fat pickle jars
And the new ones? We lay on the lawn and look at stars
It's illegal, I know...but so is smoking weed
And who the f** gives a f** when you have a need?
I collect human heads fresh up off the neck
Face, lips, hair, nose, ears, gimme that!
Faces, people know more than names!
The hair is there and all the brains!
Your head would mean so much to me!
Your head would mean so much to me!
I won't diss you! You wanna wear a hat, whut?
How you want your eyelids, open or shut?
Your head would mean so much to me!
Your head would mean so much to me!
Sometimes I put em' in my bowling bag and bring em' to work
Play with their hair under my desk with my bare foot
They're like stuffed animals all over the bed
Human heads, Pam, Jennifer, Hubert, and Ted
I even put one in the shower, water comes out the mouth
I kick a few around the yard when I feel like going out
I blow air in the mouth piece and duct tape it shut
Bring em' in the pool and their heads'll float up
I'm not a sicko, yo, though I've had girlfriends
I even put their make up on and take em' for a spin
I'm not a murderer like that, not really
Only every Halloween, the house do look kinda silly
You know the homeless people that be bothering you for change?
Almost all of my collection, from them is where they came
I'm not insane about it, it's just the world is too crowded
And maybe I'ma do something a-mothaf**in'-bout it
Faces, people know more than names!
The hair is there and all the brains!
Your head would mean so much to me!
Your head would mean so much to me!
I won't diss you! You wanna wear a hat, whut?
How you want your eyelids, open or shut?
Your head would mean so much to me!
Your head would mean so much to me!
I need some therapy to help me deal with this sh**
Dr. Wigglefarmer, I need to make a visit
He told me heads are normal but I gotta brush their teeth
So now I'm brushing 4 mouths at a time using my feet
He also told me to keep them from the dog
But I already know that, she chew they faces off
And then Mr. Wigglefarmer asked me for a couple
I went into my bag and gave him 2 like, "No trouble."
Now I got some therapy, I'm feeling much better
I'm happy forever, me and my craniums together
They all over the house and they roll around the floor
And if it's got an afro....I use it for a pillow
I'm ill though, I never shoulda worried anyway
I shoot head-hoops and don't care what people say
You can ask Dr. Wigglefarmer for yourself
He's the 3rd head down, top row, 3rd shelf
Faces, people know more than names!
The hair is there and all the brains!
Your head would mean so much to me!
Your head would mean so much to me!
I won't diss you! You wanna wear a hat, whut?
How you want your eyelids, open or shut?
Your head would mean so much to me!
Your head would mean so much to me!
Faces, people know more than names!
The hair is there and all the brains!
Your head would mean so much to me!
Your head would mean so much to me!
I won't diss you! You wanna wear a hat, whut?
How you want your eyelids, open or shut?
Your head would mean so much to me!
Your head would mean so much to me!