[Verse 1]
Ok f**ing with me, is like f**ing with a tree
Stick ya' dick in, and get bit by Sandy
Moment of peace, cuz I'm dying laughing
Monster with the beats, as a k**er's with his heat
Talking some sh**, will get your a** k**ed quick
That's the moral of the story homie you the victim
Better hide out in your closet
Cuz I'm scary when i spit it
I will grab you from your nostril
And then pull you to my lyrics
Who the f** you think you scaring?
I'm Candy Man in the mirror
People want to stare, till I smack em' all in there ear
Now there music preference changed
And that's how changed the game
So thank me, thank me now, but naw I ain't Drake
I ain't saying "Take Care" dawg, I'm saying beware
People f** with me so much, so I ain't playing fair
I'm throw my sh** around, and spread it everywhere
Flush my piss down the toilet, including my underwear
Cuz I'm a problem, a pest, the one that god ain't bless
I know he hear me talking sh**
Cuz I'm playing this song in Nazareth
Man how far will I go to heaven with that f**ing line i said?
I drink the holy water and drop in the bloody Mary mix
[Interlude: Dave Chappelle]
Best rappers of all time
Think about it
I spit hot fire
[Verse 2]
Man you f**ing with a poet
My rhymes is fat and you bloated
Which means that I can pop you, ga**ing up all your bullsh**
Rapping all my life, you just started, back in line
Get the f** back homie, you ain't taking mines
Either get with me, or you gon' get left behind
Steady on my grind, just to see the sparks the shine
I ain't a skater tho, I just trying to ramp up on my payroll
Kind of got it, I'm just trying reach up to halo
You would think I'm snorting a little too much of yayo
Cuz I live a fantasy steady just chasing rainbows
Unicorns, leprechauns, is who I pa** to get gold
Yea I'm kinda nutty, I can't help it I like cutty
When it's wet, tight, shaved, don't like it bloody
Unless she a virgin, then thats just a plus for me
So I'ma tell you, like I tell her, you dont like me blow me
I'm always in ya' mouth so just feel the penis growing
I told you I'm a problem, the professor can not solve him
He recommend get protection, he don't mean a condom
Call the crew, tell em' you gon' shoot me wit them lamas
I come back, drop the Hiroshima bomb on ya'
I'm so dangerous, here's money for the damages
I brain f**ed all of yall
You gon' need more bandages
Take a seat, don't speak, look at me, may I please
Just say your sh** is weak, i repeat your sh**s weak, p**y
Running up the tree, I'm just woofin'
Yall get scared to easily, like an abused woman
Addicted to flinching has got your head in a trauma
I'm already in this rap game, better suit up wit armor
You trying out rap me? trying to spit like you harder?
I come back like a psycho (cycle) so my murder name karma
And for those who don't know me I'm 23 at the moment
I height is 5'8" but my penis still growing
Ain't got sh** to do with this but I fig I just vent
Cuz the sh** I just said, will have me in the street dead
Celebrate, have a holiday to hide eggs
And whoever finds them all, will allow me resurrect
Dawg I'm a mess the sh** I say when depressed
Scary then a ma-f**a, better hit the deck
I'm the ghost of Big L and little pinch of the Grinch
My heart hard as stone, you'd think I'm made of cement
Godzilla in this b**h, see the fire when I spit
Breath hotter than hoes that burn from syphilis
Man on fire but not the Denzel flick
I'm talking bout' me, the devil living within
He forces me and tells me to rape all the women
I f**ed Alicia Keys and that's why she on fire, b**h
Uh, mic check, 1, 2, 1, 2, uh....