[Verse 1] Ok f**ing with me, is like f**ing with a tree Stick ya' dick in, and get bit by Sandy Moment of peace, cuz I'm dying laughing Monster with the beats, as a k**er's with his heat Talking some sh**, will get your a** k**ed quick That's the moral of the story homie you the victim Better hide out in your closet Cuz I'm scary when i spit it I will grab you from your nostril And then pull you to my lyrics Who the f** you think you scaring? I'm Candy Man in the mirror People want to stare, till I smack em' all in there ear Now there music preference changed And that's how changed the game So thank me, thank me now, but naw I ain't Drake I ain't saying "Take Care" dawg, I'm saying beware People f** with me so much, so I ain't playing fair I'm throw my sh** around, and spread it everywhere Flush my piss down the toilet, including my underwear Cuz I'm a problem, a pest, the one that god ain't bless I know he hear me talking sh** Cuz I'm playing this song in Nazareth Man how far will I go to heaven with that f**ing line i said? I drink the holy water and drop in the bloody Mary mix [Interlude: Dave Chappelle] Best rappers of all time Think about it I spit hot fire [Verse 2] Man you f**ing with a poet My rhymes is fat and you bloated Which means that I can pop you, ga**ing up all your bullsh** Rapping all my life, you just started, back in line Get the f** back homie, you ain't taking mines Either get with me, or you gon' get left behind Steady on my grind, just to see the sparks the shine I ain't a skater tho, I just trying to ramp up on my payroll Kind of got it, I'm just trying reach up to halo You would think I'm snorting a little too much of yayo Cuz I live a fantasy steady just chasing rainbows Unicorns, leprechauns, is who I pa** to get gold Yea I'm kinda nutty, I can't help it I like cutty
When it's wet, tight, shaved, don't like it bloody Unless she a virgin, then thats just a plus for me So I'ma tell you, like I tell her, you dont like me blow me I'm always in ya' mouth so just feel the penis growing I told you I'm a problem, the professor can not solve him He recommend get protection, he don't mean a condom Call the crew, tell em' you gon' shoot me wit them lamas I come back, drop the Hiroshima bomb on ya' I'm so dangerous, here's money for the damages I brain f**ed all of yall You gon' need more bandages Take a seat, don't speak, look at me, may I please Just say your sh** is weak, i repeat your sh**s weak, p**y Running up the tree, I'm just woofin' Yall get scared to easily, like an abused woman Addicted to flinching has got your head in a trauma I'm already in this rap game, better suit up wit armor You trying out rap me? trying to spit like you harder? I come back like a psycho (cycle) so my murder name karma And for those who don't know me I'm 23 at the moment I height is 5'8" but my penis still growing Ain't got sh** to do with this but I fig I just vent Cuz the sh** I just said, will have me in the street dead Celebrate, have a holiday to hide eggs And whoever finds them all, will allow me resurrect Dawg I'm a mess the sh** I say when depressed Scary then a ma-f**a, better hit the deck I'm the ghost of Big L and little pinch of the Grinch My heart hard as stone, you'd think I'm made of cement Godzilla in this b**h, see the fire when I spit Breath hotter than hoes that burn from syphilis Man on fire but not the Denzel flick I'm talking bout' me, the devil living within He forces me and tells me to rape all the women I f**ed Alicia Keys and that's why she on fire, b**h Uh, mic check, 1, 2, 1, 2, uh....