Silver spoon or pitchfork, baby
Tell me what's it gonna be
(Tell me what's it gonna be, tell me what's it gonna be?)
Do you want her oyster bar and caviar
Or do you want my mustard greens
(Do you want her, do you want her?)
Silver spoon or pitchfork, baby
Who's gonna give you what you need
Perrier or moonshine, baby
What you want to fill your gla**
Do you want to play it safe and pump the brakes
Or slam down on the gas
Perrier or Moonshine, baby
Who's gonna knock you on your a**
Jesus Christ or Elvis, baby
Who you want to save your soul
Do you want her crown of thorns and Sunday scorn
Or do you want my rock 'n roll
Jesus Christ or Elvis, baby
I really gotta know
Silver spoon or pitchfork, baby
Tell me what's it gonna be
Do you want my dirty homegrown loving
Or her lap of luxury
Silver spoon or pitchfork, baby
Tell me what's it gonna be
Who's gonna give you what you need
Is it her or is it me?