(Cecily)
Hey boys, we love all of you (Elizabeth)
But this song is for a few special men (Kate)
The ones who ignited our flames (Vanessa)
Who opened our eyes (Aidy)
And who first taught us how to be truly horny (Cecily)
I was in seventh grade, watching TRL
When I had a feeling I had never felt
It was Carson Daly in enormous jeans
And the blackest nails I'd ever seen
I got up on the couch, and I knocked my first one out (Kate)
1996, I first heard MmmBop
Started getting sweaty in my thermal top
Taylor Hanson's lips, and his long blonde hair
The most gorgeous woman anywhere
And that's how I could tell (could tell)
That I was gay as hell (Group)
You lit the spark inside of me
You set my teeny tiny b**bies free
Yeah, we never met and we never will
But I thank you still
Cause I first got horny to you (Elizabeth)
My guy was hot as hell, a real authority
It was Mr. Sheffield from The Nanny
He was so refined, it made me insane
But I still don't know that actor's name
I look him up on my phone
Just a second while it loads
Charles Shaughnessy (Vanessa)
Okay, now it's me, mine is pretty bad
It's those guys who k**ed their mom and dad
The Menendez Brothers, they were cute and young
I think Eric was the hotter one (Elizabeth)
Vanessa, this is on TV (Vanessa)
Oh, right
Then I'll say JTT (Group)
You lit the spark inside of me
You were my p**n in 1993
And I never saw you without a shirt
But hey it still worked
Cause I first got horny to you (Aidy)
I came alive back in '94, I fell for a carnivore
That's right, the cool teen son from Dinosaurs
I would sit on my hands and scoot to a man in a lizard suit (Group)
You lit the spark inside of me
You taught me how to [inaudible] just for me
I would steal a pillow, put it down
And just go to town
When I first got horny to you (Kate)
So horny, yeah (Group)
When I first got horny to you
When I first got horny to you