Meet the gang
Too bad for you it's judgment day
You probably shouldn't walk away
'Cause then the kids come out to play
Meet the gang
That person with the funny name
Oh, things won't ever be the same
And you won't notice anything
I won't hide
Even though I wish I could step outside
Pretend that everything's all
Right, all right
Pretend that everything's all right
Oh, for you, it's oh, so easy
For me, what was I thinking?
Oh, Lord, this ship is sinking so fast
And nobody's even talking, but all the eyes are squawking at me
This room is spinning so bad
Why try?
It's easy if you smile
I offer you these friends for making
But surely you're mistaken
That this was more than shaking their hands
And like a puppet on a string
Oh, they'll probably make you sing
Oh, they're probably gonna make you do a dance
Why try?
It's easy if you smile