Drinking gin at half past five
Chattin up a bird with a dodgy eye
I vomit Jaeger on her pasty thighs
Doin a runner when her fella arrives
Drop the pills I'm off me crust
Meet the lads I'm coming up
A cheeky line of devil dust
We're a walking gang of lust
Let's get f**ed
Let's get f**ed
Let's get f**ed up on the town
Let's get f**ed
Let's get f**ed
Let's get f**ed up on the town
Let's get f**ed
Let's get f**ed
Let's get f**ed up on the town
Let's get f**ed
Let's get f**ed
Let's get f**ed up on the town
Members only at the club
We give the door blokes head a rub
Seconds later we're off our rocks
In this sweaty pumping box
Let's get f**ed
Let's get f**ed
Let's get f**ed up on the town
Let's get f**ed
Let's get f**ed
Let's get f**ed up on the town
Let's get f**ed
Let's get f**ed
Let's get f**ed up on the town
Let's get f**ed
Let's get f**ed
Let's get f**ed up on the town
Door bell ringing at 3 a.m.
The next door neighbour complaining again
What's your f**ing problem mate
I'm up for work at half past 8
Calm it Kermit have a beer
We're all decent people here
All these birds he licks his lips
Wicked mate
Let's get f**ed
Let's get f**ed
Let's get f**ed up on the town
Let's get f**ed (Let's get mashed up on the town, call the dealer while she's going down)
Let's get f**ed (In the morning we're dredged in brown)
Let's get f**ed up on the town (breakfast Stellas' at the goose and crown)
Let's get f**ed
Let's get f**ed
Let's get f**ed up on the town
Let's get f**ed
Let's get f**ed
Let's get f**ed up on the town
Let's get f**ed
Let's get f**ed
Let's get f**ed up on the town
Let's get f**ed!