[Produced by Angel "Onhel" Aponte and Infamous]
[Intro]
God bless america...
- Carter, are you prepared to take the constitutional oath?
- I am...
- Will you place your left hand on the Bible and raise your right hand and repeat after me, I...
[Hook]
President Carter, Pre-President Carter
President Carter, Pre-President Carter
President Carter, Pre-President Carter
President Carter, Pre-President Carter
[Verse 1]
Sitting on the world, I got life in my hand
So these days I try to think twice when I can
Money on my mind as God as my witness
Love don't live here and it don't even visit
I do this for my Uptown politicians
Walked in the kitchen and found a pot to piss in
n***as ain't satisfied until they mama missin'
n***as ain't satisfied until they mama miss 'em
Uh, I'm a monster, exorcisms
Tote tools like mechanics, mechanisms
Uh, detrimental on any instrumental
I say you rappers sweet I pay the incidentals
I'm beneficial, I've been official
I say you rappers sweet, tiramisu
I like my short cake shorter
Ain't no motherf**er harder than
[Hook]
President Carter, Pre-President Carter
President Carter, Pre-President Carter
President Carter, Pre-President Carter
President Carter, Pre-President Carter
[Verse 2]
Nobody gives you a chance, you gotta take chances
Your family tree, I will break branches
Cause I don't give a f**, I put the a** in a**a**in
Smoke you like a blunt then it's ashes to ashes
The future is born, put the past in the casket
If real sh** is dead then n***a I'm a ba*tard
Uh, appetite for disaster
I want a full plate then another plate after
Uh, yesterday just died
Tomorrow never cried, the days of our lives
When sh** get deep I'm never afraid to dive
Let the money pile up until I'm buried alive
Ask who the f** want it, I bring it to your doorbell
Have n***as in ya yard like a yard sale
Smoking weed, getting head in the oval office
I changed the stars on the flag into crosses
[Interlude]
Amen, so now instead of pledge, we pray, yeah
[Hook]
President Carter, Pre-President Carter
President Carter, Pre-President Carter
President Carter, Pre-President Carter
President Carter, Pre-President Carter
[Verse 3]
Ya dead to me, brown gra** n***a
I just stand still and let the ground pa** n***a
Bullsh** for lunch, brown bag n***a
Reality's a b**h and I'mma dance with her
140 pounds, 5'6 from the ground
b**h I'm in the building you ain't even in the lounge
I tried to f** the world and couldn't even get aroused
I ain't looking for the beef but I ain't seen it in a while
Uh, and we all want world peace
Murder show, I give your a** good seats
sh**, I'm much more than a good speech
[Outro]
Gorillas in suits
The holy war, the spiritual troops
Fighting over the mythical truth
Drowning in the political soup
They shoot missiles and nukes
Taking out such a pivotal group
The body count is the physical proof
And they thought d** were k**ing the youth, *chuckles*
Thank you, thank you all, I am President Carter