Dearly beloved We are gathered here today to get through this thing called life Electric word life It means forever and that's a mighty long time But I'm here to tell you There's something else The afterworld A world of never ending happiness you can always see the sun, day or night So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills you know the one - Dr Everything'll Be Alright Instead of asking him how much of your time is left Ask him how much of your mind, baby 'Cuz in this life Things are much harder than in the afterworld In this life You're on your own And if the elevator tries to bring you down Go crazy - punch a higher floor If you don't like the world you're living in Take a look around you At least you got friends you see I called my old lady for a friendly word She picked up the phone Dropped it on the floor (Sex, s**) is all I heard Are we gonna let the elevator
Bring us down Oh, no Let's Go! Let's go crazy Let's get nuts Let's look for the purple banana 'Til they put us in the truck, let's go! We're all excited But we don't know why Maybe it's cuz We're all gonna die And when we do (When we do) What's it all for (What's it all for) you better live now Before the grim reaper come knocking on your door Tell me, are we gonna let the elevator bring us down Oh, no let's go! Let's go crazy Let's get nuts Look for the purple banana 'Til they put us in the truck, let's go! C'mon baby Let's get nuts Yeah Crazy Let's go crazy Are we gonna let the elevator bring us down Oh, no let's go! Go crazy I said let's go crazy (Go crazy) Let's go, let's go Go Let's go Dr. Everything'll be alright Will make everything go wrong Pills and thrills and daffodils will k** Hang tough children He's coming He's coming Coming Take me away!