This decision will change your life forever.
Trust us to make it for you.
But you aren't cute (bad teeth and posture.)
To tell the truth, we wanted Malcheek.
Sorry to have you come all the way here just to send you back,
But we couldn't make a choice based only a photograph.
So now das vidanya nadia.
Enjoy your life of prostitution, d**, hardship and breadlines.