[music - Ross Sewage, lyrics - Ross Sewage] Blubbering gelatinous ma** of lipids and pendulant flesh An ovoidal organism cursed with cognizance Bereft of bones, nerves and veins, osmotically gorged An abhorrent creation, by medical science forged Corpulent meat, a shambling mess Birthed in a test tube Slathered on top with green jelly For pa**ing as food [solo: "The Obesity Epidemic" - S.C. McGrath] s**ling agar in a petri dish G.M.O. fœtus Oils are polyunsaturated Man-made to nourish Genetic recombination The meal is now us Guts excised, limbs paralyzed Gamma knife neurectomy: all gut, no glory Sickly obese, brain wave ceased
Excoriating autonomy: all gut, no glory Once a part of mankind By doctors, redefined The spine removed from the back Now a craven haversack [solo: "Eat Fast, Die Young, and Leave a Bloated Corpse" - J. Kocol] Guts excised, limbs paralyzed Gamma knife neurectomy: all gut, no glory Sickly obese, brain wave ceased Excoriating autonomy: all gut, no glory Gross protuberance No time for foods masticated Bio-tech fed with fluids Frankenfood we have created Eat! Barf! Oleaginous being mired in diaphoresis Left to linger, adipose, suffering in weakness With genes from yourself and with a few from the zoo The dish best served cold is you