And its not smart to be dumb,
Its not smart to be dumb dumb de dumb dumb dumb
Back where I come from, its not considered smart to be dumb
IT - Okay little empanada, time for bed.
Em - Uncle Felipe
IT - What, what is it now?
Em - I heard that you and my dad used to be in the gang. Is that true?
IT - Who told you that man, your mother? It wasn't a gang we were just a group of friends.
Em - Did you do bad things?
IT - No, no, no, look. we just used to draw on stuff and play karate, borrow things, throw stuff, you know? run around at night. Like Goonies
Em - What's a Goonie?
IT - You never heard of Goonies before?
Em - Goonies??
WHAT?!?
[Verse 1: Immortal Technique]
I coulda chose another life with the feds tryna get me
Little kids putting work in like at GAP and Disney
In the whip, high as sh**, like Bobby and Whitney
Grab your hand and push the motherf**ing pedal to sixty
Harlem cops frisk me, to get me to make their quotas
But I told ya Siempre hay que separar las drogas
Bar brawl in the club, popping and rocking georsh
Shot it out, leaving bullet holes the size of matzu balls
I love big chicks, never f**ed with a slim broad
Played soccer and hammered nails into the shin guards
Gambled at Cee Lo with Dominicans, locked in the tombs
We was there for robbing n***as for them Spanish doubloons
Remember Goonie era graffiti of all sorts?
Now they wanna foreclose on the hood to build a golf course
I'll put your hand in a blender to make an entrée
Then cut your dick off, and glue it back on the wrong way
[Hook: Immortal Technique]
All my Revolutionary soldiers better ride
My word is mathematics b**h, numbers never lie
So even if they tell you I'm dead, n***a, I'm still alive
Because muthaf**a, Goonies never die
Witness protection program, rappers better hide
I serve revenge out the freezer, n***as never slide
So if they tell you I'm gone and you safe, n***as lied
Because muthaf**a, Goonies never die.
[Verse 2: Swave Sevah]
I'm a certified Goonie, the type that burglaries ya crib
And leave it smellin' like Sour and Afghan gooey
Life is a movie but yours was filmed on a greener screen
I give you pure uncut raw, no deleted scenes
War with a broadsword, dumping a tech nine
Slit your throat, give you a Columbian neck tie
The Best Buy to get, we let die, let fly the next guy that try some sh**
Listen a few words just to describe my clique
We like a gang of Spartans walking on the Gaza strip
Never say die, its time to fight and we never run
My Goonies rob n***as for j**ellery, we call em treasure hunts
Let him front like he a tough guy with me
I'll hit him, slug turn him to one eye willy, watery grave, hide ya chips
I'll hijack ya boat load and cruise away on my pirate ship
[Hook: Immortal Technique]
All ma Revolutionary soldiers better ride
My word is mathematics b**h, numbers never lie
So even if they tell you I'm dead, n***a, I'm still alive
Because muthaf**a, Goonies never die
Witness protection program, rappers better hide
I serve revenge out the freezer, n***as never slide
So if they tell you I'm gone and you safe, n***as lied
Because muthaf**a, Goonies never die.
[Verse 3: Diabolic]
Before Duncan Pinderhughes was runnin' with Doug E. Doug
My team got away with murder, we ain't fit the bloody glove
Those jungle breeds and we've come to feed our hungry cubs
With hoes pulling at our pipes like Goonies under country clubs
Let these funny thugs know whoever steps in Bolics spot
Is getting crushed with solid rock like a Chester copperpot
I suggest the drama stops, I'll flood blocks with mustard gas
You're up sh**s creek in a rubber raft cut in half
Cross my f**ing path, I dare you, I'll mangle who lit the fuse
Quick to lose my marbles like Mikey replacing his with j**els
Watching y'all enslave the game I'm forced to say the truth
Break the chains quick as Sloth reaching for a Baby Ruth
We got AD proof and who*es in daisy dukes, extra low
While fat b**hes do the truffle shuffle just to get in shows
f** what your record sold, respect the code and recognise
The rebel tribe that my people kept alive will never die.
[Hook: Immortal Technique]
All ma Revolutionary soldiers better ride
My word is mathematics b**h, numbers never lie
So even if they tell you I'm dead, n***a, I'm still alive
Because muthaf**a, Goonies never die
Witness protection program, rappers better hide
I serve revenge out the freezer, n***as never slide
So if they tell you I'm gone and you safe, n***as lied
Because muthaf**a, Goonies never die.