Fix you up Make you clean You're not so scary And you're not so mean Brush your teeth Comb your hair Trim your nails You're almost there Wash your face Your hands too Your eyebrows just need shampoo The way you looked made 'em cry But now you look like a friendly guy Friendly guy Go on and give it a try I want to see your smile You got a whole new style You got some fur Yeah, you're covered all over You're gonna get a Mover makeover Who said monsters have to be scary Just because you're big and hairy? We'll make you spiffy in a jiffy Even if our methods seem iffy We gonna fix you up Make you look sharp We gonna fix you up Make you look sharp Friendly guy You're a friendly guy Go on and give it a try
I want to see your smile (Friendly guy, friendly guy) You got a whole new style (Friendly guy, friendly guy) Take Eddie here make him una**uming Sure fire art of Monster grooming Dial down the parts that scare and appall Amp up the curls and twirls Have a ball Sand down the nails Keep 'em healthy and strong Sing along with this Our finest work song What you, what you What you want What you need? There's a monster's scaring to a lesser degree Friendly guy (A comb, a brush, it's time for us to show you) Go on and give it a try (Try to clean you up, and then they'll want to know you) I want to see your smile (Not so fun, but isn't this exciting?) You got a whole new smile (To make it so you don't look quite so frightening)