[Hook] Some call me crazy, that might be true Cause if you take my hamburger helper I don't know what I might do Some call me crazy, that might be true Cause if you take my hamburger helper I don't know what I might do [Verse 1] See I'm a fool for the food If you take it, I don't know what I'll do Flow sick just like the flu Like bad cough and achoos I mean, I'm thinking about the hand The meats is on the pan I know that when I'm in a jam I know that burger gonna go HAM I know I'm about six foot with an appetite to match Give me all that with the seasoning pack Confessing my love on wax Sit back and relax, I Netflix and chill with the meal Meanwhile, meanwhile, they're telling stories They're telling stories like Jack and Jill How feel, how you feelin', I'm the Hamburglarer, I'm a villain Ice grillin' already, so good got me crying Mulberry Belly poking out, feeling all heavy Chasing these meals feeling so Chevy Tasting these tasty treats all week When you see me in the streets Remember this 'fore you speak Ah, cause I'm geeked [Hook] Some call me crazy, that might be true
Cause if you take my hamburger helper I don't know what I might do Some call me crazy, that might be true Cause if you take my hamburger helper I don't know what I might do [Bridge] (Woo) That's me up in the stove (Woo) Wanting more (You see me) My favorite flavor taco (Ah) Taco (Woo) That's me all up in the stove (All up in the stove) Wanting more (Looking on the shelf) Looking on the shelf (Hey) For some help (For some help) Some hamburger helper (Woo) Some hamburger helper (Woo) Some hamburger helper Some hamburger helper [Outro] Excuse me miss, I need to feed myself Why I have the help on the shelf A party meal's what I see Budget's low so it's gotta be cheap Give me a hand I need a savior Could you tell me the different flavors? I need a good taste, oh, I love it So it sits well in my stomach A couple boxes should be enough Now I'll go home and whip it up But first I need some hamburger I need to quickly soothe my hunger Alright, now this should be perfect I'm sure the family will love it This will help me no doubt Now can you point me towards the checkout?