[Hook]
Some call me crazy, that might be true
Cause if you take my hamburger helper
I don't know what I might do
Some call me crazy, that might be true
Cause if you take my hamburger helper
I don't know what I might do
[Verse 1]
See I'm a fool for the food
If you take it, I don't know what I'll do
Flow sick just like the flu
Like bad cough and achoos
I mean, I'm thinking about the hand
The meats is on the pan
I know that when I'm in a jam
I know that burger gonna go HAM
I know I'm about six foot with an appetite to match
Give me all that with the seasoning pack
Confessing my love on wax
Sit back and relax, I Netflix and chill with the meal
Meanwhile, meanwhile, they're telling stories
They're telling stories like Jack and Jill
How feel, how you feelin', I'm the Hamburglarer, I'm a villain
Ice grillin' already, so good got me crying Mulberry
Belly poking out, feeling all heavy
Chasing these meals feeling so Chevy
Tasting these tasty treats all week
When you see me in the streets
Remember this 'fore you speak
Ah, cause I'm geeked
[Hook]
Some call me crazy, that might be true
Cause if you take my hamburger helper
I don't know what I might do
Some call me crazy, that might be true
Cause if you take my hamburger helper
I don't know what I might do
[Bridge]
(Woo) That's me up in the stove (Woo)
Wanting more (You see me)
My favorite flavor taco (Ah)
Taco (Woo)
That's me all up in the stove (All up in the stove)
Wanting more (Looking on the shelf)
Looking on the shelf (Hey)
For some help (For some help)
Some hamburger helper (Woo)
Some hamburger helper (Woo)
Some hamburger helper
Some hamburger helper
[Outro]
Excuse me miss, I need to feed myself
Why I have the help on the shelf
A party meal's what I see
Budget's low so it's gotta be cheap
Give me a hand I need a savior
Could you tell me the different flavors?
I need a good taste, oh, I love it
So it sits well in my stomach
A couple boxes should be enough
Now I'll go home and whip it up
But first I need some hamburger
I need to quickly soothe my hunger
Alright, now this should be perfect
I'm sure the family will love it
This will help me no doubt
Now can you point me towards the checkout?