[Verse 1: Bliss]
(When I wake up...)
When I wake in the morning
I smile to myself like I'm thanking God
sh**, no more folks like, "Jonathan, when you gonna grow up and get a job?"
‘Cause I made that job, no Steve, that job's kept me hungry and foolish
It's the coolest, I'm ‘a dive in like Kendrick and drink some rum in the pool b**h
Or beers on the roof, it's the workaholic in the magic sun
Till the esky is empty, sh**, what's life if you ain't having fun?
So forget your age and those walls, I'm bursting through that maze
On top of the tour bus in a teen wolf mask surfing USA
And we got that baggage packed, happy gas, ma**ive laughs, yes I can dig it
So I joke like Tom when Josh, Baskin in these toys like a big kid
It's my habitat, I can't leave the trees like an Orangutan
I'm ‘a running on air anchorman and I never land like bangarang.
[Hook:]
Why don't you act, why don't you just act your age?
Why don't you act, why don't you just act your age?
(You know what I'm saying, yo
Enough of that sh**, check that)
[Verse 2: Eso]
Yo, I'm acting the fool
No shame, I came, I shat in the pool
Yeah, better pa** that blunt, I'm ‘bout, ‘bout it, you can ask my Mum
She'll tell ya, I'm psycho mate, my ideas make your lightbulbs break
I make it look so damn easy, when I rock that Borat mankini
f** what they say, you don't miss your chance, to eat chocolate cake with your hands
You rock a bubble beard, while you're taking a bath
And where a simple fart still makes you laugh
Like, Hahahaha, blurp blurp, hahaha
And then a big brown shark came
Now I'm on the stage acting up, yelling bombs away while I grab my nuts
Still living it, like it's all a movie
Still k**ing sh**, on Call of Duty
And I still think I can move like the Matrix
Real sh**, shrooming in Vegas
Or when I play with my dogs, even right now while I'm making this song
So how's about it, let's laugh till there's power outage
That's all I have to say, f** them all, and don't act your age
I'm makin' pancakes
[Hook:]
Why don't you act, why don't you just act your age?
Why don't you act, why don't you just act your age?
[Bridge:]
They're always saying to me, they're always saying
"Why don't you act, why don't you just act your age?"
They're always saying to me, they're always saying
"Why don't you act, why don't you just act your age?"
They're always saying to me, they're always saying
"Why don't you act, why don't you just act your age?"
They're always saying to me, they're always saying
"Why don't you act, why don't you just act your age?"