[Hook: OnlyOne]
I'm trying to see how far we go, and come up
To all my people in the barrio, what up!
I said if you a maricón then shut the f** up
I said you can call me Mario... 1-up
[Verse 1: OnlyOne]
I said... give me a line like we love you
Give me mine: me plus you
If not, give me a five; three plus two
You getting me high; green mushroom
I'm the Ring Ruler, the King Koopa, you mean goomba
String you up, turn your brain to bean soupa
Smoothing wet to my family; dopeboy
You having s** with your family; Oldboy
The sh** you say I don't believe it; Tolstoy
We smash bricks on blocks that's secret; gold coin
I used a turtle shell to k** a Venus Fly Trap
Then burned in Hell next to freezing ice caps
I'm calling Satan on my mobile phone
To tell him that I was a fallen angel now I'm going home
I got a fully loaded mag in my Kevlar
Cause federals got a red flag on my friend's car
Ducking anyone wearing a badge in my next charge
Five-hundred points—I raise the flag with the red star
You making power plays
But in our case we in outer space spitting power flower flames
It's ours now, you should be bowing out with grace
How does it taste?
[Hook: Illmaculate]
I'm trying to see how far we go, and come up
To all my people in the barrio—what up!
I said if you a maricón then shut the f** up
Yeah! You can call me Mario; one-up!
[Verse 2: Illmaculate]
They lied to me, said I'll be paid in full
The pipe's with me, they'll be faded soon
I spiked the drink, now the tea's laced with shrooms
Which reminded me... Mario, we drank it too!
Ganja smoking with Luigi on the crib steps
Lava loaded sleeves as stinky as a pig's flesh
Speaking of they had to treat it like a bench press
And lift the charges, now it's all peachy like the princess
I call my lawyer on my mobile phone
Sure he knows I smoke but he a**ured me that I'm going home
Plus the DA look like Wario, I scored a star
Cause he ain't have a warrant, just a warning for me fore I go
The judge want me to honor that, but his court's a joke
I'll have Your Honor's mansion haunted before I'm ghost
Should've had more foresight as the story's told
Unload this boat, using this warp pipe to tour the globe
King Koopa said his music's better. He tried to lure me in but I ain't stooping all of his goombas' efforts
The boss ba**'ll get stomped flat if he want it
I'm using a super feather with a Tanooki suit together
I'm stupid, I'm using medic, holla back if you want a sack
I use the princess', I got it stashed in her Prada bag
The false bottom's where the chronic's at
The smokeout at Toad's house, a lotta hash and Piranha plants
Who want it? I'm far from mad, hungry I'm hogging cash
Pop while I rock a mask, I pull off and almost crash
Sniffing starters off the dash 'fore I'm palming a**
Frog splash in her bra, I throw the frog suit on and splash!
Hehe, yeah... you stupid man...