In my neighborhood, it's mad fights and tough sh**
You better be carrying a knife or a musket
Cause it's deeper than a skinny girl's vaginal region
No wonder parents get mad at you heathens
[Verse 1: Trade Voorhees]
Allow me to introduce myself, I'm Steven
Your lovely tour guide for this wonderful evening
Let's just pretend, that drug deal didn't just happen
And you don't see those gang bangers flaggin'
Or that child on that scooter who just pa**ing by...
Or the fiends with the ma**ive eyes
Saying stupid sh** that don't ever make sense
And the who*es on my block are the reason I hate chicks
Hmm, chicks, well here's Susie, f** so many times
Dudes call her lucy
Wear short skirts, so it hikes up quick
It's a dead giveaway cause she likes the dick
And there goes the meth shack
Where I cop the weed I call "d**h" at
But trying other d**, you can forget that
f** that!
So sit back and let time fly
You're in my neighborhood now
Compliments to the white guy
[Hook]
Open your eyes, you're in for a surprise
When you take a trip to my neighborhood
(Won't you be my neighbor?) In my neighborhood...
(Won't you be my neighbor?) In my neighborhood...
[Verse 2: Illecism]
All abord, once the hoopty starts moving
Keep your phalanges in the car, you might lose them
If you find my vehicular maneuvering confusing
Excuse our traditional pastime called ooping
Today, the place in which I'm introducing
Is Natomas, also known as land of the stupid
Don't let the name fool you
It comes from some other sh**, you're gonna fall in love with it
Consider me Cupid
Matter fact, see that group with
The guys moving their heads like they wanted their dreads to loosen?
That ritual they're practicing is going dumb
Which is one of the many reasons it's the land of the stupid
Now moving on, ninos
Black girls have attitudes, so we substitute them with Filipinos
No, we can't stop at taco Bell, we eat Los Amigos
Matter of fact, just for asking that get out of my Regal, you queer
Get out here, and throw your N till we meet again
Come back now, you hear?
[Hook]