[Verse 1]
Kdizzly
Aka the missing link
And i don't know what to think
Anymore
Going through life like it's a freaking chore
And I'm freaking bored
Put my face on the bulletin board of amber alert
Maybe then you'll hear my excerpt but
Don't get it confused you must've misconstrued my words
Lyrics
Or even my freaking gibberish
You call this crap a scrimmage but i call this crap a skirmish
I wanna visit Turkey not Turkish though
I'm tired of all these funky hoes
[Bridge]
Cause I'm Glorious
[Hook]
Glorious Glorious
G-G-Glorious x2
[Verse 2]
Andrew told me to write this
So I'm doing as i was told
Warm hearted homie Cold body though
Cause he always got that sweater on, no disrespect
He my homie for life no need to inspect or invest
Your time in finding out
I already beat you flooseys so stomp and pout
Nah that's wack
[Hook]
Glorious Glorious
G-G-Glorious x2
[Verse 3]
Yeah but, I'm coming back
Stronger hard faster
Like
Donder Blitzer Dasher
Yeah but I'm Rudolf no Kevin
Been dating since Seven
Sike I was nine
But seven deadly sins of mine
Start with the number 2
2wo*Se7en*Thirt33n fool
That's Ca**ie and I not you
[Verse 4]
In math cla**
Being a smart ---
But I'm not smart
I understand this lesson
Actually only one part
Maybe cause every time I start my homework I cry
Didn't know this life was deterrent but I'm fine
Cause I have the love of my life
And I'mma make her my housewife
Housewives of Connecticut yeah that sounds about right
But I gotta go
I was given my cyanide pill
This is the life you've created
That was the life that I k**ed
[Outro]
(gulp)
*dial tone rings until it goes to voicemail*
Ayo this is Kdizzly
Leave your name and number after the tone
I'll get back to you in a minute
Alright
One
[Hook]
Inglorious (x8)