How many optimists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None!
Their butler changes the lightbulb
Always poor
Never bored
The S.O.C. want Timmy's student loan back
He'd happily oblige but he's used it all on gack
Always poor
Never bored
One miscarriage
Two abortions
One degree
Seven jobs
Sally that's the (?) Jesus sobbed
Always poor
Never bored
I could have danced with your mother
Cause she pa**ed out on your stairs
Always poor
Never bored
Swing bada bada bada
Swing bada bada bada
Swing bada bada bada
Swing
Compensate with humor
Or if really bored than sing
Always poor
Never bored
Yeah!
Dance till the sun goes round