Verse 1:
Na na na na na-nothing ever happens
It seems like no one cares
I think I'll take the stairs
Cause nothing ever
He punched himself in the face
To prove he wasn't gay
Cause nothing ever happens
Chorus:
Over and over and over and over again
Na na na na na-nothing ever
Verse 2:
I dropped onto my knees
And prayed to Jesus please
Will something f**ing happen
Then they k**ed poor George dead
They put a hammer through his head
Now nothing ever happens
Chorus:
Over and over and over and over again
Na na na na na-nothing ever happens
Verse 3:
Steven's in the bar for a bar fight
Nick's in the bar for a bar fight
Danny's in the bar for a bar fight
Grant's in the bar for a bar fight
Scott's in the bar for a bar fight
sh**eyes's in the bar for a bar fight
(?)'s in the bar for a bar fight
Charlie's in the bar for a bar fight
Andy's in the bar for a bar fight
Stewart's in the bar for a bar fight
Gary's in the bar for a bar fight
Lily's in the bar for a bar fight
Craig's in the bar for a bar fight
(?)'s in the bar for a bar fight
Meg's in the bar for a bar fight
Chorus:
Over and over and over and over again
Na na na na na-nothing ever happens