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My heart's locked in a box I keep the key hidden
f** my last relationship I hate all women
Done with the past ready for a new beginning
With a life that's full of sinning
[Verse 1: Big Burn]
Got a penchant for b**hes, s*uts, and hoes
Here's another dick for you chick to f**ing blow
Got wood harder than Pinocchio's nose
Rhymes phater than humongous elephant chode
Baby welcome to my humble abode
Go and hop on my co*k like it's a stripper pole
b**h your gonna pay for that bird you stole
Sit back and take this peter north sized load
Am I a misogynist? let's take a poll
Let's ask Jade, Kate, and Nicole
You're the most perverted f** I know
b**h shut up swallow this baloney pony whole
Living a life full of vice and no goals
Well known for a lack of self control
My last threesome included bob dole
Your p**y smells like an old moldy egg roll
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[Verse 2: Big Burn]
A catholic prude or a s*ut? I'll take the latter
Fat, skinny, old, young it doesn't matter
Either way your face is gonna get splattered
Word to my man surreal aka the mad hatter
I'll never forget how to say the quid
Smoking cigs and shopping at Bravadas wigs
Our crew likes to do it pretty f**ing big
Some people call me a chauvinistic pig
It's about time I made my first p**no flick
Sit and watch this std ridden b**h
Go up and down on my f**ing wet dick
Like it's a fisher price pogo stick
This s*ut's a trip I'm slicker than rick
Start puffing this joystick lickety-split
Always sodomizing twats against their will
Got em squirting more than the BP oil spill
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[Verse 3: Big Burn]
Ivo taught me how to muff my b**hes
f**ing you so hard your gonna need stitches
I keep my co*k ring perfectly fitted
I feel zero guilt for the acts I've committed
The spasmatic idiosyncratic rap addict
Born from another planet here to wreak lyrical havoc
It's Big Burn emerging from the static
Targeting a certain type of demographic
The crowd that loves the crude and the cra**
And will f** anything for the right amount of cash
And b**h u better not give me any sa**
Less u want this monster co*k shoved in your a**
Burn why do rap about women with no respect?
There seems to be a mental disconnect
In real life you're a nice bloak
Probably cause my heart's been shat on so hard its broke
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