[Verse 1]
They share an apartment
No one knows where it's at
All of their marbles
Have been hid by the cat
They tried to quit smoking
With zero success
Her hair looks alright
His life's a mess
[Chorus]
They share an apartment, where they share a cat (x6)
They share an apartment, where they share a cat
They don't know where they're going
No one knows where they're at
They don't know where they're going
No one knows where they're at
[Verse 2]
They're moving out of the apartment
Into an old town home
They've gotten a little older
And my, how they've grown
They found all their marbles
Underneath the chair
The cat thought that no one
Would ever find them there
[Chorus]
They left the apartment, got rid of the cat (x6)
They share an apartment, where they share a cat
They still don't know where they're going
But they like where they're at
They don't know where they're going
But they like where they're at
[Outro]
Where they're at, where they're at
The goddamn cat, the goddamn cat