arseholes, ba*tards f**ing c*nts and pricks aerosole, the bricks a lawless brat from a council flat oh, oh a little bit of this and a little bit of that oh, oh dirty tricks from the Mile End Road to the Matchstick Beacontree pulling strokes and taking liberties she liked it best when she went up west oh, oh you can go to hell with your 'well, well, well' oh, oh well who said good things always come in threes? reds and yellows, purples, blues and greens she turned the corner before she turned fifteen she got into a mess on the NHS oh, oh it runs down your arms and settles in your palms oh, oh keep your eyeballs white and keep your needles clean
chorus plaistow patrica (x5) well her tits had dropped, her arse was getting spread she lost some teeth, she nearly lost the thread 'till she did some smack with a Chineese chap oh, oh and affair began with Charley Chan oh, oh well that was jsut before she really lost her head now she owns a showroom down at the Mile End Road and her outer garments are the latest mode there's a siemese cat in a council flat oh, oh the finest grains for my lady's veins oh, oh and when it gets out of order, she goes away for a bit repeat chorus G'WAN GIRL!!