[Verse 1]
Walk into the club
'bout to f** it up
By that I mean I'm standing in the corner with a buzz
Wait, this time I'ma go hard
Starin' at my phone while I walk up to the bar
Aye, le'me get a beer, I don't care which one
Don't wanna start a tab cause I only need one
I'm a light weight, so I'm gonna drink like half
Bottom of the bottle I'ma probably need a cab
Oh my god, hey!
Hi, oh, she was talking to another guy
sh**, I'm moving over to the other side
Quick, I gotta find somewhere to go and hide
How about upstairs? Wait it's roped off
V.I.P, can't go there, f** Off
[Verse 2]
But anyways right now it's half past 10
I'm feelin kinda lit and I can't find my friends
But I don't really care 'cause the DJ
Just turned on Fetty Wap, all the girls be t**ng
Maybe I'll approach one, probably not
f** it, hey girl what's yo' name you f-
It's a guy, I probably should've known by the thighs
Now he's looking at me with a glimmer in his eyes
-Hey boy what's your name?
-Uh jake
-Oh my god, same
-I'm sorry dude but I'm not gay
-You ain't even cute anyway
-Shame
[Verse 3]
My phone just died now I can't watch streams
Sitting in a corner looking at a black screen
How do I escape this awkwardness
Maybe I'll fake a call, take a piss
Good sh**
Gotta work my way through the crowd
1 in the morning and nobody slowing down
Shots pouring up and the blunts go around
Just dropped my phone now I'm looking on the ground
And I hope nobody step on it I recently got it
Everybody be careful because I can't leave without it
I need a flash light, really quick, somebody please
I gotta find my phone, I gotta save the memes
Screenshots of the snaps, that I got
From the b**h with the kid
Should've never messed with her but I did
sh**, that don't even matter right now
I really need to find my phone so I can sit down
Found it
[Verse 4]
2 o'clock, and sh** just popped off
b**hes in the back f**ed up, top off
b**hes with the a** out, pullin' all my cash out
2 shots in I'm done I'ma tap out
Can't handle it
Everybody turnin' up for the camera lens
Dude pa**ed out, call an ambulance
Still all alone, can't stand my friends
f** it, aye can I buy you a drink?
She like: no I don't think so
-Why?
-I don't f** with guys
-I'm a lesbian
-Like, oh that's fine
-But I gotta friend that thinks you're cute
-I'm like, where she at?
She like turn around she right behind you
I'm like oh my god she fat
Hey my name is Ashley what's your name?
My name's Jake, don't mean to hurt your
Feelings but I am actually gay
Now I gotta run to the back
The fat girl lookin' at me like I'm a snack
I just wanna find my bros so we can hit the road
I'd rather be at home so I can watch my shows