[Verse 1: Flade]
Yo niloC
Why ya gotta be so biloC
And all you do is siloC
And this is a hip hop song
Now I'm gonna go wear a thong
And Colin's bu*t is very long
And, I ate a sea pancake
If only people knew Colin's bu*t was fake
Then I'd know my life was great
Went to school when I was 39
Also I watched Let it Shine
Then I made Gaurdian Sethi
So niloC, let's see
[Hook: Flade]
Yo Niloc
Why ya gotta be so Biloc
All you do is Siloc
Team Fortress 2 isn't that fun
It's like a hotdog in a bun
Yo Niloc
Why ya gotta be so Biloc
All you do is Siloc
Team Fortress 2 isn't that fun
It's like a hotdog in a bun
Yo Niloc
Why ya gotta be so Biloc
All you do is Siloc
Team Fortress 2 isn't that fun
It's like a hotdog in a bun
[Verse 2: Flade]
Okay
Now we're back on track
Colin is so good at TF2 he can even attack
You
So don't go on BLU
Or he'll k** you
Then Strawberries will become a sensitive subject
I don't know anything that rhymes with subject
So I'll just um... bring up a new subject
Yeah
I've got more balls than Colin's Mom
I deal more d** than Colin's Dad
I've got more hate for ponies than Colin's Dog
Oh wait he's dead
[Hook: Dan McMan]