[verse 1] MARIO:
Hey, Kuppa, kimi tte sa sh**sukosugiru ze
piichi no koto wa mou akiramenayo BOWSER:
Oainiku-sama sou wa ikanee tte koto sa
ore-sama koso kanojo no destiny PEACH:
Futari-tomo ne oyame ni natte
kagami wo yoku goran nasai MARIO&BOWSER:
Sore wa iwanee tte hanashi da ze
datte otoko wa haato de shoubu [verse 2] BOWSER:
My sweetes peach girl, ai sh**eru n da ze
wakaranakerya mata rachi*kankin MARIO:
inochi kakete ubaikaesu kedo
kimi no kokoro wa ubaenai no PEACH:
Futari tomo ii kagen ni sh**e
dare ni kuchi wo kiiteru no? MARIO&BOWSER:
tsundere na toko mo miryoku-teki
sou otoko wa haato de shoubu [musical pause]
suki sa suki sa suki sa
suki sa daisuki da
[x2] LUIGI:
Chotto matte ohitori owasure janai desu ka?
ruiji sanjou omatase MARIO:
e nani nani nani gomen gomen gomen BOWSER:
KY!KY! naa kuuki yome koruaa MARIO:
Choushi dzuiteru to maji fumitsubusu zo PEACH:
kinoko yaro wa hotori de kekkou
baataa no kuse ni namaiki ne MARIO&BOWSER:
rukkusu dake wa chuu no ke dakedo MARIO:
ne otoko wa haato de shoubu BOWSER:
-otoko wa haato de shoubu PEACH:
otoko wa kao de shoubu~ [ending]
BOWSER:
aa, yatto owatta MARIO:
-tsukkaremash**a ne BOWSER:
dou yo kore kara ippai iku ka MARIO:
a, suimasen, kyou chotto
are ga kore de kou nande BOWSER:
a, sakan de nee, kondo shoukai sh**e yo MARIO:
cho-cho-cho, kore maiku kiretenai'su yo